Dear JPP reader,
I thought I would jot down a few lines about Walt for those of you who find his political views difficult to understand (for instance his "KNOW YOUR NUTJOBS" post above).
The best way to introduce you to Walt, (aka "Woke Walter") would be to say that he identifies as a White, sis-gendered, "menstruating", male feminist who periodically experience heterosexuality. Walter's pronouns are: "he", "him", "zee" and "scared" and he spends a lot of time on "Tic Toc." He share an apartment in Washington with with his gender-fluid, romantic, colleague Obamina (who is a mixed-race "person with a vulva").Obamina is an accomplish scholar who holds a PhD in underwater basket-weaving from Wellesley College and a Masters degree in Marxist economics from the Bottiefuch Studies Department at UCSD. Obamina has now retired from teaching in the acadamy, and enjoys working evenings as a bartender, and as Walt says, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with that !"Although Walt regularly experiences heterosexuality and has lived with Obamna, when men ask him to have sex them he will agree because he believes it would be very un-inclusive to say, "No", just on the fact that he is a male.. for a number of year, if a. Walter is also very concerned about the sickness of "toxic masculinty" he believes is infecting America In his award-winning book, "Woke Wanker !", Walt tells us about his"
Road to Damascus" on the issue. He explains how he was having drinks at his club one evening in 2011 after attending a Rainbow Rally in his town earlier that day when a person approached him and at the bar asked him to "hook up." He recalls that he said,"No", because he was experiencing homosexuality at the time. The person was very hurt and burst into tears telling Walt she was a woman and just because she had a penis didn't make he any less of a woman tan other women Walt says he realised that his brutal toxic masculinity had injured another human being. He apologised profusely to the woman and led her to the Gentlemans' Rest Room where he sucked her dick. He made a pledge that day that he was going to be a nice guy and do the right thing - never again would he allow his toxic masculinity to hurt another person.
Walt is opposed to the nuclear family, which he believes is no "big deal." Moreover he insists that getting married and starting a family is almost certain to be disastrous for our planet given we are right in the middle of a climate crisis at present. This is why he keeps his testosterone levels low, so that even if he wanted to get Obamina or some other woman pregnant he would be able to. Walt, however, tells us that
he is currently trying to get himseld pregnant. Unfortunately, he is having a lot of trouble, and doesn't know what is wrong with him (?) He is desperate to get pregnant so that he can have an abortion. Walt
really wants to have an abortion!
Walt is a radical in the sense that he hates America and believes the entire nation must be totally transformed. He is instantly "triggered" by any reference to traditional American beliefs and ideals. "Freedom" is one of them; Walt says that so-called American "freedom" is nothing but egocentric selfishness; as for the constitution, he believes it is nothing more than an evil a handbook for extremist, political fascism and the violent repression of the people, which should be shredded immediately. Walt advocates for socialism and wishes that America could be more like Venezuela. He currently is in the process of relocatin to the Tenderloin District in San Francisco with Obamina. He believes the driving force underpinning modern American capitalism is the exploitative
phallogo-centrism of Western culture; that is, the brutal, rapacious logic of the erect male penis that seeks to dominate and "shaft" everything gentle and vulnerable it encounters to achieve its brutal gratification. The erect penis is a pure symbol of the the American, Capitalist Patriarchy's "toxic masculinitity, and this is why Walter always puts ice cubes in his underpants when his is feeling horny.
In conclusion folks, Walter's political worldview is a complex, multifaceted and ever-shifting "kaleidoscope" of brilliant and profound ideas. We do have
some hints as to what the key influences on his thinking were, as Walter is known to be an admiring student of the works of Chairman Mao Zedong, and he is also a well-recognized authority on the political philosophy of the enigmatic genius, Hunter Biden. "Lady Ga-Ga" is also rumoured to one of Walt's trusted, personal confidents and political advisors.
That's all I've got for now, folks.
Regards
Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND
DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!
Oh, there's one other thing I should quickly mention...
Walt has strong opinions on a range on contemporary "Green" issues in American politics. For example, he is a proud and outspoken member of the AOC-
Pocahontas Warren, "Climate Doomsday Cult." He regularly delivers passionate addresses to town hall meetings in his home town warning of the threat that cow farts, fast food and American's selfish obsession with owning gas - powered cars is pushing the planet ever closer to the brink of Armageddon Another political issue of tremendous concern for Walther is censorship. He ardently believes that far more of it is needed , because without robust censorship there is nothing to prevent "reactionary activist" fro encouraging Americans to think for for themselves. And this, Walt warns us, could rapidly generate an extremely dangerous situation; so freedom of thought/expression must be vigorously censored by the government at all costs.