Favorite Bible verses

Norah said:
Yeah it can seem odd sometimes but those verses basically just mean to keep a clean house as if its for The Lord even when you are traveling or in that case possibly camping. It's all His creation and so we should treat it with dignity basically.
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Those verses are a bit more specific than just basic "cleaning house".

They actually say, translated simply, as, "don't shit where you live/dwell".

It's too bad that a few libtards that post in this group don't abide by that as this is essentially their home 24/7/365 and they shit here all the time with their pond-scum like liberal posts.

Take that idiot leontheass's post #20, for example...
 
ChoppedLiver said:
Those verses are a bit more specific than just basic "cleaning house".

They actually say, translated simply, as, "don't shit where you live/dwell".

It's too bad that a few libtards that post in this group don't abide by that as this is essentially their home 24/7/365 and they shit here all the time with their pond-scum like liberal posts.

Take that idiot leontheass's post #20, for example...
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Make me laugh and say you went to college
 
Revelation 12:12 - ... Woe to you oh earth and sea, for the devil sends The Beast with wrath because he knows his time is short.
Revelation 13:18 - Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of The Beast for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six!

And now everybody has a song in their head!
 
Damocles said:
Revelation 12:12 - ... Woe to you oh earth and sea, for the devil sends The Beast with wrath for he knows his time is short.
Revelation 13:18 - Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of The Beast for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six!

And now everybody has a song in their head!
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What song?

 
ChoppedLiver said:
Those verses are a bit more specific than just basic "cleaning house".

They actually say, translated simply, as, "don't shit where you live/dwell".

It's too bad that a few libtards that post in this group don't abide by that as this is essentially their home 24/7/365 and they shit here all the time with their pond-scum like liberal posts.

Take that idiot leontheass's post #20, for example...
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Preach it decerebrate Pastor Chopped Liver!
 
Damocles said:
Revelation 12:12 - ... Woe to you oh earth and sea, for the devil sends The Beast with wrath because he knows his time is short.
Revelation 13:18 - Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of The Beast for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six!

And now everybody has a song in their head!
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My guess is many won't get the reference.

Eddie Rules!!!!!!!
 
Underworld King Star said:
SecondSon, you don't shit in your house? You have an outhouse? God you're even more of a hick than I thought.
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HIZ N' HURZ​
 
ChoppedLiver said:
Those verses are a bit more specific than just basic "cleaning house".

They actually say, translated simply, as, "don't shit where you live/dwell".

It's too bad that a few libtards that post in this group don't abide by that as this is essentially their home 24/7/365 and they shit here all the time with their pond-scum like liberal posts.

Take that idiot leontheass's post #20, for example...
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Underworld King Star said:
SecondSon, you don't shit in your house? You have an outhouse? God you're even more of a hick than I thought.
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ChoppedLiver said:
Do you live in your bathroom?

I thought so.
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A White guy doing an imitation of watermark...

 
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She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20 NIV
 
When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand. Deuteronomy 25:11-12
 
The Dude said:
When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand. Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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Truly the work of a genius. This is where all human morality originates from.
 
The Dude said:
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20 NIV
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this ain't beavis and butthead. please explain the context of the words of God you quoted. .......
. trivial question : did "butthead" become "hank hill" in maturity ?
 
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The Dude said:
When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand. Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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That's why it's better to be a Christian.

That "sin" (via Jesus) would be forgiven.
 
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