But if you removed the Old Testament from your Christian God fantasy, how would you have any laws against sodomy, black people, Muslims, alcohol, Low Riders, unmarried mothers, Queers, people who sit during the national anthem, people who make art, immigrants or your methed-out relatives in the trailer park? You would essentially have Buddhism, and 80% of the Republican party would be out of work.
Come to think about it, Christ was kind of Liberal, wasn't he? I mean, he rolled with a bunch of unemployed loafers and prostitutes, made fun of religious people, and gave away lots of free stuff. He probably would have made a shitty parishioner at Joel Osteen's church.......