T. A. Gardner
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The man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client.
Wrong! The man that relies on his lawyer to do all the legal stuff is a fool. Lawyers, for the most part, are morons.
This saying, often attributed to Abraham Lincoln, underscores the challenges and potential pitfalls of self-representation in legal matters.
Here's a breakdown of why this might be considered true:
- Legal Complexity: Law is a complex field with numerous nuances, specific procedures, and jargon. Lawyers are trained to navigate these intricacies, which can be overwhelming for someone without legal education.
The law is complex because lawyers try to make it that way. I can memorize--and have now 4 times--down to damn near the last nut, bolt, and screw the technical details of a nuclear power plant, and do it in under 3 months. Law is simple compared to that. I only need a liar--err, lawyer--to fill out the paperwork. Hell, I have to damn near tell them what to fill in each blank they're so retarded.
- Emotional Involvement: When you represent yourself, you're personally invested in the outcome, which can cloud judgment, lead to emotional responses, or miss strategic opportunities that a dispassionate lawyer might exploit.
That's why I have the liar... err, lawyer. He's a frontman for this, a puppet. Sure, there are lawyers worth their salt but not that many. Most are fucking retards.
- Lack of Objectivity: A professional attorney can provide an objective viewpoint, which is critical in legal strategy. Self-representation might lead to decisions based more on emotion than on legal merit.
I have repeatedly come up with better "legal strategies" than the lawyers I've had to deal with. The last time I had to go to court--as a witness to testify--was for one of the kids in a custody dispute. The judge was laughing at her (his ex-) lawyer as I tore him apart. That fucking idiot asked some of the most retarded questions you could pose.
- Courtroom Procedure: There are specific rules and etiquettes in court that attorneys are familiar with. Missteps in procedure by a layperson can harm their case.
Again, it's not that difficult.
- Preparation and Research: Lawyers have the resources and experience to conduct thorough research, prepare documents, and anticipate the opposition's moves. A layperson might not be as equipped.
@Grok
With the internet these days, anyone with a reasonable level of education, intellect, and drive can manage that. Lawyers are a profession on the out due to things like AI.