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Epicurus

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I normally hate country, but this song is really funny. I remember you, Damo and me having a conversation about the womanization of America's men. This kind of sums up our argument in music. It's a good song in its own right, so you should give it a shot when you get off work.


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I'm Still A Guy

When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what
I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy

I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club

And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy

I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy
 
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"When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log"

Can someone explain that line to me?
 
LadyT said:
"When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log"

Can someone explain that line to me?
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It's a fishing thing. Large Mouth Bass is a type of fish.

Although it could be a double entendre... and he thinks she has a big mouth and has a rather high opinion of how others would describe his equipment.
 
LadyT said:
but what's the log?

And what the other meaning then?
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The log is a log in the lake under which he thinks there may be a fish. He doesn't see a nice place to picnic, he sees a place to sit and drink beer and drown worms.

There is no "other meaning" in the song.

I was being facetious.
 
Damocles said:
The log is a log in the lake under which he thinks there may be a fish. He doesn't see a nice place to picnic, he sees a place to sit and drink beer and drown worms.

There is no "other meaning" in the song.

I was being facetious.
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that's too bad.

I was intrigued for a couple of minutes.
 
LadyT said:
that's too bad.

I was intrigued for a couple of minutes.
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I can make one up if you'd like.

How 'bout this?

He thinks she has a big mouth and has a rather high opinion of how others would describe his equipment.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
 
Epicurus said:
Best Line:

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
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I like this one:

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
 
Epicurus said:
I like that one too, but I actually highlight my hair so I can't really say shit.

It is still funny though.
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My hair self-highlights with strands of gray. (I could call it "silver" but that is a girlie excuse for gray hair...)
 
Damocles said:
My hair self-highlights with strands of gray. (I could call it "silver" but that is a girlie excuse for gray hair...)
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lol.

I'm pretty sure Brad Paisley, the guy who sings this, highlights his hair too so I don't really know wtf he's going on about.
 
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