<shrug> That's a pretty bold statement saying Liz Cheyney reads posts on your discussion forum. I didn't realize that... ok then... "Ahem".
To the Right Honorable Elizabeth Gary Cheyney,
First of all. "Gary"? Really? ok...
Secondly, though. I'd like to sincerely apologize for my insensitive words regarding your father, Dick. I'd say our of all the dicks I've met he was my favorite Dick. I'm sure, that during his eulogy, you and all his other loved ones will be honoring your Dick.
Very sincerely yours,
Lurch J-Fineous Addams