Gen X'ers (like me) FCUKED

usc you are right on the lump sum
I'd prob do better taking 500 now vs 700 in 8yrs and buy Euro's
 
Damocles said:
:D...

Admit it! You thought I was over 40... :D

Oh, wait. Maybe I shouldn't be smiling about that.
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That's because you have like 10 kids. I operate on the adjusted operating age system. These are the rules:

1) For every kid you add 10 years (think about it if you have a child at 20, you're basically 30 y/o - or you should act like you are)

2) if you get married b/f you're thirty you add 5

3) if you manage to stay single into your thirties you get to subtract 3

4) If you manage to hit 35 and not have kids: kudos. You get to subtract 5

5) If you're on drugs +15

6) If you watch south park regularly -1
 
LadyT said:
That's because you have like 10 kids. I operate on the adjusted operating age system. These are the rules:

1) For every kid you add 10 years (think about it if you have a child at 20, you're basically 30 y/o - or you should act like you are)

2) if you get married b/f you're thirty you add 5

3) if you manage to stay single into your thirties you get to subtract 3

4) If you manage to hit 35 and not have kids: kudos. You get to subtract 5

5) If you're on drugs +15

6) If you watch south park regularly -1
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rrrrrr rrr rrr you forgot lil bush rrr rrrrrr rrrrr
 
Damocles said:
Well, I married at 29, first bio kid at 30, but at least I get the minus 1 for Southpark...
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yeah. You're base age is 40. You're married with many kids. Its fruitless to claim anything under 40 even with south park. If you start to watch VH1 trash TV, I could possibly deduct another 2 but I have a feeling you prefer Star Trek and the History channel......so......... :dunno:
 
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