Grind causes death of millions!

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Jack

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After promising Trophies, Recognition, Glory, Status, and 'being a Winner', ... Grind posts THIS:


"decided this was stupid i have abandoned my plans lol. deuces.'
 
"The Grind Awards"
"Come win a trophy ... you know you want it"

USF had already bought a tux, knowing he would at least win one category. (he was on the brink before ... now?)
 
"Sock Army Award".

This will be posthumously awarded to Mason. (a picture of a Trophy will be placed in his casket)
 
Grind: "I am going to do whatever categories people suggest"
Jack: This is like Grind telling his girlfriend he is going to "fuck your brains out until you cum three times". (sigh)
 
"Most Triggered/Goes Berserk Award". (I have a name, but again, will remain neutral on this)

I'm not going to bring this up.
 
Teflon Don:
"Trans Righty Award - the the biggest faux conservative RINO
Amazonian Asshole Award (AAA) - self explanatory
The Citrus Award - goes to the biggest supporter of open borders because they want cheap orange pickers
The Melvin Udall Award - For JPPs most obsessive compulsive douchebag
The Mrs Kravitz Award - JPPs biggest gossip"

Sorry Don. ALL great ideas. (Did you know that when you smoke weed you become lethargic and just want to lay around, listen to music, eat Doritos, and have your girlfriend give you a blow job?)
 
Havana Moon: "Most regressive progressive."

(were you thinking of Doris when you posted this?)
 
Yurt: "Best looking partaker award." "Okay, I'll accept...."
--->Hopes dashed. Thanks Grind<---
 
Mott:
"Batshit crazy poster award
Most annoying Troll award
Biggest Partisan Hack award
Best Snowflake meltdown award
Best rant award
Most heartless conservative award"

More excellent categories. (How many times has Grind promised 'Trophies', then just kept them for himself?)
 
Mott:
"The annual PiMP award for lamest poster."
(this has received a large 'Thanks' response)
 
Mott:
"Let me revise a few.

The Evince batshit crazy award. Before you tag on me about that Desh just remember that most of the great thinkers in history were considered bat shit crazy in their time.
The Legion Troll most annoying Troll award.
Also The Watermark loser of the year award.
The Captain Billy misanthrope of the year award
The Super Freak empathy award.
And how could I forget the Cypress creepiest poster of the year award.'

OK. This has actually got MORE 'Thanks'.
 
ThatOwlWoman:
"Most Annoying Shit in Their Sig Line Award
Most Threads Unlikely to Be Read Award
Most Threads Started in One Hour Award
Profile Pic Most Likely to Induce a Seizure Award

Oh wait. Grind already owns that last one. lol"
 
Mott:
"No. Rana (Phantasmal) should judge the Asshole of the Year Award. She can spot an asshole a mile away."
(I'm guessing this is another 'inside joke'. I really feel out of the loop here)
 
Celticguy:
"Most/least vapid
Most/least erudite
+1 award (posts that provide no input to the thread)
Mr Pottymouth
Ms Pottymouth
Most/least amusing
Cunt of the year
Evince wannabe"

This is like, what? A hundred good ideas for Trophies.
 
CFM:
"Your wife didn't think so when I got on my knees to eat her pussy."

CFM never ceases to amaze me. There has to be some award for CFM. I'm not sure what category it would fit in?
 
Grind: "ok i'll do this stoned tonight."
Jack: Well folks. So much for the "Hey, Trophies for Everybody" idea. (shaking head)
 
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