Grind causes death of millions!

Grind: "ok look guys I am going to put the most minimal amount of effort possible into this just enough to get it done."
Jack: Uh, yeah. Sure. (I'm guessing you're on your second go around with the Bong?)
 
Grind: "decided this was stupid i have abandoned my plans lol. deuces."
Jack: OK. I've never claimed to be the sharpest tack in the box, but was I the only one to be caught off guard on this?
 
Howard 3Ducks: "Fuck you. I hope your 4th of July beer all goes flat!!

You know, this kind of reminds me of that 2 hour Show with Geraldo Rivera ... "The Secrets of Al Capone". :(
 
Grind. I have no idea how to contact you or the other Moderators, but now that I have vented for myself and the other millions that were waiting in anticipation and excitement for 'Trophies', ...
... you have my Permission to Delete this Thread.
 
Jack said:
Grind. I have no idea how to contact you or the other Moderators, but now that I have vented for myself and the other millions that were waiting in anticipation and excitement for 'Trophies', ...
... you have my Permission to Delete this Thread.
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You should have quoted from The Dark Knight Rises, and said to him, "and then you have my permission to die."
 
Howard the Duck said:
You should have quoted from The Dark Knight Rises, and said to him, "and then you have my permission to die."
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No. Grind is the Life Blood, the Essence, the Driving Force. We must at all costs (those of us that are still alive after this Jonestown-like mass event) keep Grind alive, fed, amused and entertained. Think Howard ... what would happen if Grind suddenly died? Where would we go? What would we do? For a Moment, STOP just thinking about yourself and think about the rest of Us Followers. Like, it's 5:30 here, other than making some coffee, what would I be doing at this time in the Morning. Waking up, singing the Glories of Grind, reading His Devotionals, basking in His Light, gives me Worth, Direction, Meaning, and Peace.
-------->"All Hail Grind" ... "All Hail Grind" ... "All Hail Grind"<--------
 
Jack said:
No. Grind is the Life Blood, the Essence, the Driving Force. We must at all costs (those of us that are still alive after this Jonestown-like mass event) keep Grind alive, fed, amused and entertained. Think Howard ... what would happen if Grind suddenly died? Where would we go? What would we do? For a Moment, STOP just thinking about yourself and think about the rest of Us Followers. Like, it's 5:30 here, other than making some coffee, what would I be doing at this time in the Morning. Waking up, singing the Glories of Grind, reading His Devotionals, basking in His Light, gives me Worth, Direction, Meaning, and Peace.
-------->"All Hail Grind" ... "All Hail Grind" ... "All Hail Grind"<--------
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If Grind were to die, Damo would just perform a pagan ritual to resurrect and return him to the moderators lounge. That's why I have given-up all efforts to SHOOT GRIND!
 
Howard the Duck said:
If Grind were to die, Damo would just perform a pagan ritual to resurrect and return him to the moderators lounge. That's why I have given-up all efforts to SHOOT GRIND!
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Wow!
I did not know Damo had such Miraculous Powers? To think that Damo would expend that much Energy on Grind only confirms my suspicions. Blessed are Those that Live in the Grindness.
 
Apparently, the internet porn sites are down and Jack has become severely upset...he's posting silly shit to himself :laugh:
 
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