I am with the government and I am here to help you. What do you mean you didn't KNOW you needed help? Well you do! You use light bulbs that are bad so we are going to MAKE you use light bulbs that are more expensive. ANd when lower income families have to replace the bulbs with more expensive bulbs we will set up a fund to help them BUY those bulbs. THEN, we know you people are eating to much fatty foods so we are going to ban the use of fat in foods. You will benefit from it so we are going to do it whether you like it or not. Next, skin cancer is a problem so we are going to ban tanning. There will be no more TANNING products sold only sun block with FPS 50 or higher. And if you send your kids out in the sun without Sunscreen we are going to prosecute you for child abuse. We are setting up committees to figure out ALL the things that are bad for you and then how to stop them. We are with the government. We are here to HELP you.