Homosexuality

[Beefy]

I got two giant tortoises in my back yard. Today they were trying to have sex, although Koko (top), couldn't seem to find the sweet spot on Bob (bottom). Both these reptiles are dudes. Nature or nurture homophobes?

I got a pic of it. Koko was grunting. Bob was just chilin. Ill see if i can get the pic here.

Maybe if these 150 year old animals found Jesus, they'd refrain from oofing.

Note - Bob is ALWAYS on the bottom.

 

[Beefy]

 

[maineman]

awesome beefy! reptile porn in the back yard.... good times, good times!

 

[Beefy]

Never a dull moment Maineman. Living with gay animals. Exploding myths. Good times indeed.

 

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[Phantasmal]

This is awesome!

Beefy, I am frog, Rana, now Sardonic as a tribute to my good friend Grind.

Always nice to see you here.

 

[Celticguy]

dont know much about animals I gather.

 

[Granule]

I got two giant tortoises in my back yard. Today they were trying to have sex, although Koko (top), couldn't seem to find the sweet spot on Bob (bottom). Both these reptiles are dudes. Nature or nurture homophobes?

I got a pic of it. Koko was grunting. Bob was just chilin. Ill see if i can get the pic here.

Maybe if these 150 year old animals found Jesus, they'd refrain from oofing.

Note - Bob is ALWAYS on the bottom.

They're probably just bored. Why don't you take them out once in a while?

 

[Beefy]

dont know much about animals I gather.

I know I got 2 gay ones. And they are FABULOUUUS!

 

[Beefy]

They're probably just bored. Why don't you take them out once in a while?

I do, all the time. takes forever.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

I know I got 2 gay ones. And they are FABULOUUUS!

Untrue.
You have 1 gay potential rapist turtle and 1 passive turtle who's probably laughing his ass off and is enjoying the shell massage.

 

[Auster]

looketem go! cool tortoises. Arent they just randy!

-Hey, they remind me of neutered dogs! Cuz natural is getting your dick chopped off and humping oneother!

 

[Beefy]

Untrue.
You have 1 gay potential rapist turtle and 1 passive turtle who's probably laughing his ass off and is enjoying the shell massage.

Nope. They both have the ghey.

 

[Beefy]

looketem go! cool tortoises. Arent they just randy!

-Hey, they remind me of neutered dogs! Cuz natural is getting your dick chopped off and humping oneother!

They both still have peckers. The johnsons are positively horrifying.

 

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looketem go! cool tortoises. Arent they just randy!

-Hey, they remind me of neutered dogs! Cuz natural is getting your dick chopped off and humping oneother!

Dude, your sig is AWESOME.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I got two giant tortoises in my back yard. Today they were trying to have sex, although Koko (top), couldn't seem to find the sweet spot on Bob (bottom). Both these reptiles are dudes. Nature or nurture homophobes?

I got a pic of it. Koko was grunting. Bob was just chilin. Ill see if i can get the pic here.

Maybe if these 150 year old animals found Jesus, they'd refrain from oofing.

Note - Bob is ALWAYS on the bottom.

this type of stuff isn't as edgy as it was in 2003 beefmeister. yeah we have some dipshits on jpp but a majority of americans support gay marriage now.

As for turtles, they would probably hump my leg too. Doesn't make them sexually attracted to it or infatuated with it. Pretty sure lower lifeforms don't feel love. That's a higher concept. Animals are dumb as shit.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I know I got 2 gay ones. And they are FABULOUUUS!

maybe just one gay one, and the other one is getting turtle raped and is an abusive relationship.

food for thought beefy, food for thought.

 

[Beefy]

A little late are we?

 

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Pretty sure lower lifeforms don't feel love. That's a higher concept. Animals are dumb as shit.

You'd be surprised.

 

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