How Long Does a Queen Last?

[Lowaicue]

Fear not. Unless Low starts driving a late model pick up truck, moves into a double wide, gets a tattoo of the confederate flag, start drinking Budweiser and marries his 13 yo cousin, you have nothing to fear.

That's OK then. I don't like Budweiser.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

That's OK then. I don't like Budweiser.

So let me see if I got this right. You drive a late model pick up truck, live in a double wide, have a tatoo of a confederate flag and you married your 13 yo cousin but you don't like Budweiser? Damn! Missed it by that much!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

No I wouldn't. They have a similar function to that of your Disneyland, but with class.

Ah Hah! OK....now I get it!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

That'd mean he'd turned into Dixie, wouldn't it?

You haven't been to Walmart lately have you?