How masturbation and porn can now be regulated on a national level

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MarcusA

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Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

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This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
 
MarcusA said:
Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

---

This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
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but what area you gonna do about all this reefer madness?
 
My god! I have a position of almost never, ever putting anyone on ignore, but I am so tempted to make an exception in the case of MarcusA...
 
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MarcusA said:
Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

---

This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
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This is why i still come here. :laugh:
 
Legion has out done himself, again.:laugh:

No need for legislation............lol

They need a good jack tax..... Charge them by the stroke....icon_handjob.gif China prob already has the tech to do it & they can watch cash being deducted right on their phones........

& then make them watch Another bloody night in Paris, starring rose O'donald & donald trump or double the fine...:laugh:
 
MarcusA said:
Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

---

This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
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This is AWFUL. It has Big Brother written all over it.:|
 
MarcusA said:
Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

---

This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
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giphy.webp
 
MarcusA said:
Ironically, modern technology may make this a good and workable possibility:

1. Children have a microchip installed into their genitals upon birth, which also serves as a contraceptive device.

2. Upon masturbating or arousal, a mild electric shock is generated which causes the genitals to go numb and prevents masturbation; their location is also electronically sent to authorities for monitoring.

3. Individuals who wish to procreate can visit a clinic and have the device de-activated for a period of time, and reactivated later.

---

This would allow us to potentially stop masturbation and promiscuous sexual liasons on a national level, and would likely run the pornography industry out of business in the process without need for legislation (since people who cannot masturbate likely would have no need for pornography); I see this as a win-win!
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You're not just "jerking" us around are ya? ;)
 
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