I Recently Took a Pole, yep... Just like that

[katzgar]

100% of the people in the tent were angry that they didn't get a turn to give me a pole too!

 

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Taking after your mother I see.

 

[Stone]

100% of the people in the tent were angry

My guess is you have taken more poles than just about anybody.

 

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This isn't a current event but it's so fucking stupid I can't actually make it more embarrassing with edits like I usually do. Congrats, you've achieved new heights in forum dumbassery. I'd give you a medal but you'd try and eat it.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I Recently Took a Pole

My first guess was that you were the guest of honor at a gay orgy.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Leave Polish people and exotic dancers alone.
What have they done to you?

Take a "poll" next time.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

This isn't a current event but it's so fucking stupid I can't actually make it more embarrassing with edits like I usually do. Congrats, you've achieved new heights in forum dumbassery. I'd give you a medal but you'd try and eat it.

He's just doing his best to keep up with the Asshat Legion and their inane "current events".

Still, since I'm here for the LOL's, it's okay.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Leave Polish people and exotic dancers alone.
What have they done to you?

Take a "poll" next time.

Read the fucking joke, eurotrash. Tents don't have a "poll"...unless it's voting to kick you out of one.

 

[anonymoose]

This isn't a current event but it's so fucking stupid I can't actually make it more embarrassing with edits like I usually do. Congrats, you've achieved new heights in forum dumbassery. I'd give you a medal but you'd try and eat it.

It’s so fucking embarrassingly stupid I thought you had already done the edit.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Read the fucking joke, eurotrash. Tents don't have a "poll"...unless it's voting to kick you out of one.

You're right, shitkicker/cracker Oom.
I completely missed that one.
It happens.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You're right, shitkicker/cracker Oom.
I completely missed that one.
It happens.

...a lot more than you are willing to admit to yourself, neef.

As you mature, maybe you'll learn the wisdom of which our ancestors speak.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

...a lot more than you are willing to admit to yourself, neef.

As you mature, maybe you'll learn the wisdom of which our ancestors speak.

Your ancestor had a thumb in a dyke.

Either she wouldn't let him use his prick,

or that was just what he liked.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You're ancestor had a thumb in a dyke.

Either she wouldn't let him use his prick,

or that was just what he liked.

See, neef? If you had taken a breath first before responding, you'd have recognized that I have thousands of ancestors spread across at least four continents. As with all of our mutual thousands of human ancestors, no doubt many came to a very bad end. Therefore your comment is lame, at best.

Doubting your knowledge of Thomas Hobbes, please consider this for your further edification:

 

[katzgar]

My first guess was that you were the guest of honor at a gay orgy.

you have never been good at thinking

 

[katzgar]

This isn't a current event but it's so fucking stupid I can't actually make it more embarrassing with edits like I usually do. Congrats, you've achieved new heights in forum dumbassery. I'd give you a medal but you'd try and eat it.

I'm trying to keep things at a level you might understand

 

[Dutch Uncle]

you have never been good at thinking

Disagreed....and it appears others and myself are agreed.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I'm trying to keep things at a level you might understand

Your reach doesn't seem to be very high. Perhaps if you stretched more before exercising?

 

[AProudLefty]

It’s so fucking embarrassingly stupid I thought you had already done the edit.

LOL. I thought the same thing.

 

[AProudLefty]

100% of the people in the tent were angry

Did those Indians chase you with their bows and arrows?

 

[AProudLefty]

Your reach doesn't seem to be very high. Perhaps if you stretched more before exercising?

He'll need a pole stretcher.