This is low quality even for you.
I Recently Took a Pole, yep... Just like that
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This is low quality even for you.
ExpressLane
Verified User
Is your ass still sore from the Pole you took?
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
There was once a Frenchman in Paris.
He decided to do the ultimate gay thing.
He jumped off his apartment.
He got hisself assblasted by a street pole.
Oui.
The doctors and nurses surrounding him laughed as he dies of embarrassment.
Oui.
La fin.
He decided to do the ultimate gay thing.
He jumped off his apartment.
He got hisself assblasted by a street pole.
Oui.
The doctors and nurses surrounding him laughed as he dies of embarrassment.
Oui.
La fin.
NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
Far be it from me to interfere with your work.
Matt Dillon
Semolina comes from wheat
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
BTW, it is a true and cool story in a poetic form.
ExpressLane
Verified User
Yes and it hurt several homeless people on Venice Beach Ca.
Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
The French have always been funny people.
Also, while I don't mind hairy French women, it would be more fun if they bathed more regularly.
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
The French have always been funny people.
Also, while I don't mind hairy French women, it would be more fun if they bathed more regularly.
Yep. Le Frencies sure are funny. Oui?
Warning: NSFW.
Oh and hairy women? I love hairy armpits myself.
Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
Ouch! That's going to leave a nasty scar.
Not on my Top 10 list of female attributes.
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
Not too hairy though. I like it either way, shaven or unshaven. I like the feel of hairy pussy.
Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
Variety is the spice of life....within limits.
Personally I like pepper on my salad. Maybe a few ranch dressing here and there.
Oui oui, poo poo
Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
Both good choices.
Baking a chicken slathered in ranch dressing is a tasty and quick recipe. I like a lot of garlic on top before baking.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
I never doubted you took miles of dick.
...six inches at a time.
your fetish is embarrassing you