Funny, I didn't see anyone looking for a duble digeter spinser man hatin GED wannabe.
That’s what you think. You should see the PM’s Top has been sending me. He’s a secret chubby-chaser.
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My ideal woman has to not only HAVE a good sense of humor, but appreciate my sense of humor.
She needs to be intelligent and a reader.
Our politics don't have to match, as long as she understands that our differences may never be resolved. In other words, don't keep trying to "fix" what I believe.
Looks? I'm flexible there. My two wives have had very different looks. One was tall and slim with long hair, the other is short & curvy with very short hair. I guess my ideal would be long red hair (something about red hair just charges my battery), tall and fairly athletic.
She should enjoy the outdoors, because thats where I spend a lot of my time.
Not a perpetual dieter. I enjoy food and drink. I enjoy trying new foods and new wines. I'd rather not do it alone.
High maintenance doesn't bother me, as long as I don't get bankrupted doing it. I like to pamper, so having some ways of spoiling is always good.
An independent woman is a big plus. Someone strong enough to stand on their own makes a stronger partnership.
Sexually adventurous is a plus
I do not worry what the world thinks. Its easier if she doesn't either.
I'll add more as they come to me.
She needs to be intelligent and a reader.
Our politics don't have to match, as long as she understands that our differences may never be resolved. In other words, don't keep trying to "fix" what I believe.
Looks? I'm flexible there. My two wives have had very different looks. One was tall and slim with long hair, the other is short & curvy with very short hair. I guess my ideal would be long red hair (something about red hair just charges my battery), tall and fairly athletic.
She should enjoy the outdoors, because thats where I spend a lot of my time.
Not a perpetual dieter. I enjoy food and drink. I enjoy trying new foods and new wines. I'd rather not do it alone.
High maintenance doesn't bother me, as long as I don't get bankrupted doing it. I like to pamper, so having some ways of spoiling is always good.
An independent woman is a big plus. Someone strong enough to stand on their own makes a stronger partnership.
Sexually adventurous is a plus
I do not worry what the world thinks. Its easier if she doesn't either.
I'll add more as they come to me.
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I heard a rumor that you aren't supposed to discuss PMs on the open board.
You can discuss ones that you never recieved and made up out of whole cloth.
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If he ever tried it he damn sure would. Being a chubby chaser that is. I was not suggesting that he try Darla. You can't go for the top level your first time out.
Yes I guess so.
I got a real PM today, which I found annoying but I won’t talk about in detail of course. It was from a republican, of course. Apparently a memo went out that republicans should feel free to PM me with their rants and demands.
It’s actually, pretty freaking ballsy.
Oh what a charmer. lol
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Not to claim that I know you well, but I think you would turn Top into a quivering pile of jelly. Can you honestly say that you disagree? Theoretically speaking, of course.
lmao.
i bet it was wrl.
I don't know how the hell I'll ever get through the workday if this board ever closes down. I laugh all day here, and it is the only thing that makes being stuck in an office tolerable.
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The Almighty
well, the world does revolve around you, so it makes sense to an extent.
You know, this is one of the smartest posts I've ever seen you make. Maybe, the only smart one. Excellent point SF. Excellent point.
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It was bound to happen sooner or later. If a blind squirrel can do it... why not a zucchini?
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Really hot.
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Practically Perfect
My Ideal Lady:
Clasically beautiful, smart, funny/witty, humor may be dry and slightly morbid to match mine and definitely sarcastic, sexy voice, mature, comely sense of style/appearance.
I would also prefer her to be Catholic, spiteful of populists/neocons and a supporter of McCain. The Catholic thing is far more important to me than the politics, however (ala Mary Madeline & James Carville).
Here's to Us:
Clasically beautiful, smart, funny/witty, humor may be dry and slightly morbid to match mine and definitely sarcastic, sexy voice, mature, comely sense of style/appearance.
I would also prefer her to be Catholic, spiteful of populists/neocons and a supporter of McCain. The Catholic thing is far more important to me than the politics, however (ala Mary Madeline & James Carville).
Here's to Us:
