FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
OK, you can leave Somalia, and you can't leave NK, but let's just assume you can't leave either to even the playing field.
Is this a joke? I'd rather live in Somalia than the US.
Good luck on living until 40.
At least there are hospitals in NK.
north korea by a bajillion miles. Tons of hot asian chicks.
Ummk. At least you would live free until 40, which is considerably more than you could say for North Korea and increasingly America as well.
Live free?
Say something that pisses off Muslims, you'll be lynched within the hour.
Shoot them dead if you can,
or shut the fuck up if you can't.
also, due to recent wikipediaing, somlia's gdp is 153, which probably is damn near close to the bottom (192ish countries?) N.K. is 75th.
You'd be dead before you could even unholster it. Gun nuts have a tendency to vastly overestimate the amount of armed people they can down in a blind fury.
Not freedom.
Why would you ever holster it in Somalia? Always keep it out and loaded and sleep in shifts.
Also, it is the ultimate freedom. It is the freedom to take and keep whatever you can defend for yourself. You are the only arbiter of your own rights. There are far more important rights than free speech.