I'm drunk

voltaire

1) what is your favorite type of cookie
2) would you rather throw a puppy off a cliff, or boil a kitty kat
3) which religion is the worst religion? other than islame O_O

answer my questions
 
Holy Potatoes! said:
voltaire

1) what is your favorite type of cookie
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White chocolate macadamia.

Anyone (except you) who disagrees can SUCK IT.

2) would you rather throw a puppy off a cliff, or boil a kitty kat
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Hmm can I use a catapult or giant sling shot? 0_o

3) which religion is the worst religion? other than islame O_O
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Jehovah's Witness 'cause they don't celebrate Thanksgiving or Christmas. Here's a question for you: would you rather be a Jehovah's Witness or drown yourself in a vat of boiling moose shit?
 
Hey Legion, do you have a job, girlfriend, or a fucking life, for that matter? Sure doesn't seem like it. If I had to take a stab at what your pathetic existence amounts to, I'd say you're an unemployed, sexless, socially inept little twit, living in your mother's basement. You have an extensive collection of Roy Rogers dolls and Sailor Moon memorabilia.
 
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Guess what, Legion? I have a great job, hot girlfriend, DON'T live with my mom, and probably buying a place in Seattle next year... what do you have? Absolutely nothing. You're a pathetic loser who stalks people online all day, EVERY day while drinking PBR and masturbating to anime. It is obvious that I am FAR superior to you in every way. So why don't you go suck on the tip, asswipe.
 
Dr. Fetus said:
Like we could've gone to the moon without Benzedrex. Ever wonder why the economy was so great in the 50's? It wasn't because everyone was getting drunk all the time.
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I'll put money down that we were. I mean, we sent MONKEYS into space. Yeah, that's sobriety talking.
 
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