I'm drunk

Voltaire said:
Guess what, Legion? I have a great job, hot girlfriend, DON'T live with my mom, and probably buying a place in Seattle next year... what do you have? Absolutely nothing. You're a pathetic loser who stalks people online all day, EVERY day while drinking PBR and masturbating to anime. It is obvious that I am FAR superior to you in every way. So why don't you go suck on the tip, asswipe.
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What's wrong with PBR?
 
Voltaire said:
Guess what, Legion? I have a great job, hot girlfriend, DON'T live with my mom, and probably buying a place in Seattle next year... what do you have? Absolutely nothing. You're a pathetic loser who stalks people online all day, EVERY day while drinking PBR and masturbating to anime. It is obvious that I am FAR superior to you in every way. So why don't you go suck on the tip, asswipe.
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Having seen a photo of them together, I can vouch for the hotness of Voltaire's girlfriend.

Its amazing how much power you can wield in a pissing match with other guys if you have a hot girlfriend. And I don't find said power we bestow to be unjustified, either.

This is why Watermark is always sad...
 
Threedee said:
Having seen a photo of them together, I can vouch for the hotness of Voltaire's girlfriend.

Its amazing how much power you can wield in a pissing match with other guys if you have a hot girlfriend. And I don't find said power we bestow to be unjustified, either.

This is why Watermark is always sad...
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I am just thinking about all the great philosophers, scientists and statesmen throughout history. All they had to say was that my girlfriend is hotter than yours, job done. Just think how many wars could have been averted by the simple expedient of putting them in a wet tee-shirt competition.
 
tom prendergast said:
I am just thinking about all the great philosophers, scientists and statesmen throughout history. All they had to say was that my girlfriend is hotter than yours, job done. Just think how many wars could have been averted by the simple expedient of putting them in a wet tee-shirt competition.
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in tom's world, philosophers and scientiests were all about starting wars.
 
Try drinking 7 1/2 bottels of mountain dew in under 2 hours. Thats funner and more intoxicating then alcohal.
 
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