Is this Rana?

During the cold winters, the Alaskan Wood Frog becomes a frog-shaped block of ice. It stops breathing, and its heart stops beating. When Spring arrives the frog thaws and returns to normal going along its merry way.

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That's definitely not Rana, it doesn't look at all like a troll
 
During the cold winters, the Alaskan Wood Frog becomes a frog-shaped block of ice. It stops breathing, and its heart stops beating. When Spring arrives the frog thaws and returns to normal going along its merry way.

Nah; in order to be anything like Rana, it would have to be missing a brain. ;)
 
Look Tom! Someone you're actually funnier than! :)

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