I've done nothing with my life

Sucks for you man. I'm barely older than you and I've done some truly awesome shit. If I died tomorrow, it would probably be okay with it. I've left my legacy already in this city, and I feel like I've lived more in my twenty years than most people do in eighty.

Yeah, but you had the fun of living in a very cool dorm with very cool people.

Any place that has an annual event that involves pouring garbage cans of soapy water in the halls and then sliding and racing down them is a cool place.
 
Sucks for you man. I'm barely older than you and I've done some truly awesome shit. If I died tomorrow, it would probably be okay with it. I've left my legacy already in this city, and I feel like I've lived more in my twenty years than most people do in eighty.

You've done some truly awesome shit making the world a worse place, Epi. I'm not sure that counts.
 
WM, you are about to turn 20. So far yur life has been about learning to be a grownup.

Wait another decade, at least, before you start moaning about not accomplishing something.
 
There are already retired porn stars my age! And I'm sitting here at college! No noble prizes, and I've already lived a quarter of all I have!

I've done nothing wit my life. :(
You've built a strong reputation as an emo to avoid listening to, that's not really an accomplishment though.

You could try getting a job and actually pulling yourself up in life.
 
Youve taken a nice picture here.
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Join the military, you'll do something.

Yeah! Hey Water, maybe you can get sent to Iraq, or more likely now, to Afghanistan, and end up with no legs! Now that would be doing something with your life!

How about, you do that, and ensure you'll never have sex, or any kind of life, and Damo and smarter and Southernnotaman, and spurt and all the rest of them, will stay here and post on a message board, k?
 
Yeah! Hey Water, maybe you can get sent to Iraq, or more likely now, to Afghanistan, and end up with no legs! Now that would be doing something with your life!

How about, you do that, and ensure you'll never have sex, or any kind of life, and Damo and smarter and Southernnotaman, and spurt and all the rest of them, will stay here and post on a message board, k?

did my time already, and you?

didn't fucking think so.
 
Yeah! Hey Water, maybe you can get sent to Iraq, or more likely now, to Afghanistan, and end up with no legs! Now that would be doing something with your life!

How about, you do that, and ensure you'll never have sex, or any kind of life, and Damo and smarter and Southernnotaman, and spurt and all the rest of them, will stay here and post on a message board, k?

ah look, snarla brings me up in a thread i did not post in, her obsession with me is getting creepy
 
There are already retired porn stars my age! And I'm sitting here at college! No noble prizes, and I've already lived a quarter of all I have!

I've done nothing wit my life. :(

honestly, has one person benefited from something you did?

if so, you've done something with your life
 
I hope there is such a thing as reincarnation. If so I would use one of my lives to do as little as humanly possible.

It would be a great challenge, I would way outdo you watermark.
The only way to outdo WM is to become a wino living under a bridge.
 
WM, you are about to turn 20. So far yur life has been about learning to be a grownup.

Wait another decade, at least, before you start moaning about not accomplishing something.

For the record, my biggest point in posting this was to say the line:

"There are already retired porn stars my age!"

I found it amusing to see an already retired porn star who was born like two days before me. Not that that's much of an accomplishment...
 
Actually no. Those who become lawyers and mba's contribute their energy to various programs of statist elitist internationalist fascism, perhaps unknowingly. It's better to do nothing than to internalize and act upon these fascist brainwash schemes.

Populism Now!
Protectionism Forever!

Stop trying to out-troll Watermark.

IT CANNOT BE DONE
 
For the record, my biggest point in posting this was to say the line:

"There are already retired porn stars my age!"

I found it amusing to see an already retired porn star who was born like two days before me. Not that that's much of an accomplishment...

I think we all knew you were yanking our chain.
 
I hope there is such a thing as reincarnation. If so I would use one of my lives to do as little as humanly possible.

It would be a great challenge, I would way outdo you watermark.

Actually, according to the Vedic religion (an early ancestor of Hinduism), that's the best way to achieve moksa/oneness with the ultimate Self. A life lived devoid of action is preferable to a life where you act with attachment to worldly things and obtain karmas which keep you in the cycle of death and rebirth.

So according to them you'd be living ideally.
 
Actually, according to the Vedic religion (an early ancestor of Hinduism), that's the best way to achieve moksa/oneness with the ultimate Self. A life lived devoid of action is preferable to a life where you act with attachment to worldly things and obtain karmas which keep you in the cycle of death and rebirth.

So according to them you'd be living ideally.

That's what I said. Yes. My utterances embody the wisdom of the ancients. I'm totally kickass.
 
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