Jamie Lynn Spears - 16 & Pregnant
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Beefy
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Well, at least finances won't be a problem for them. Dude got his nut, and gets to be father of a kid who's aunt is filthy, filthy...... Rich.
cawacko
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Don't be so sure about that. Britney spends out the *ss each month and saves almost nothing. Her money could be gone real quick.
Beefy
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If she saves a months worth of income, it'll be enough to put the little bastard through college, buy him a house, and stock him with enough whiskey to make both of us blush.
cawacko
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They had a thing on her expenses in the paper that came out after her divorce case. She has something like $700k/month and they showed how she spends it all. It was scary.
Beefy
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Yeah, she's dumber than a box of rocks, but, so long as she keeps her body looking good, she'll gave earning power.
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Beefy
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It looks pretty damned good to me. You, the young spazzy virgin, who's most scathing retort is "ZOMG?!", are passing judgement on her body?
Maybe its not "perfect" in some plastic sense, but I would so hit it, and in several bizarre positions.
cawacko
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Her body doesn't look good.
That was her after two consecutive babies and not much working out. When she gets back in shape she'll be hot again.
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Do you have any idea how touched up she and that photo were at the time?
That is as good as she gets. There are tens of millions of women in America that look better than her.
She's having a bit of that teenage years that she missed. She'll get back on track soon or wind up with tracks on her arms lying in a pool of vomit in her bathroom dead from heart failure after pushing out the last Brittany turd. The turd will sell for billions on eBay.
Beefy
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And you're hittin how many of them?
She looks fine, I'd so insert, and you would too, and you know it.
cawacko
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You need to lay off the pipe with comments like that.
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She is an average looking woman with a terrible voice. She is the product of billions of dollars of marketing revenue designed to make you believe she's hot and think its sacrilidge to say she isn't, and that's just it.
It isn't sacrilege to say she's not hot. The reality is that almost any man who isn't gay would hit it if they had a shot.
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She's not hot. Any man would hit anything if he had a shot, that doesn't prove anything.
See? Nobody with torches ready to burn you for saying she isn't hot.
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Hot is subjective, but you would insert, as would I before you would insert into Roseanne Barr.