Just gave myself covid test

[Into the Night]

I think he got fed up with all the Trumper science-denier crap. I don't blame him. Same goes for Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Both, while still scientists, are allowed the position of "elder statesmen of science" as opposed to those scientists who sell their integrity to the highest bidder.

Science has no politics.

 

[Into the Night]

No because Trumpers don't believe the disease exists.

Lie.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I'm a psychotic liar. Here, check out my manifesto: https://politiplex.freeforums.net/
It's managed by me, myself and Irene.

How awesome for you!

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I am a paranoid schizophrenic and speak for all scientists!!!

There's no doubt in my mind you actually believe that to be true, Sybil.

 

[LurchAddams]

Speaking of red bars, there are several in TX and I'm off to one for Monday Night Football.

 

[Lionfish]

The red bar just showed up.

You're pregnant.

 

[Althea]

Welp either I don't have covid or I did the test wrong. It's my first self test.

There are a lot of false negatives, but the positives are accurate.

You might, however, be pregnant

 

[Lionfish]

The red bar just showed up.

You're pregnant.

 

[Taichiliberal]

Look kid, you may have a nasty flu...I'd get that high heart rate checked at an ER is i were you.

That being said, just remember that the PCR test is NOT designed to diagnose what is making you sick. PLEASE look into how it's inventor the late Dr. Kari Mullis explains this, as it started back in the day with the AIDS crisis (with good old Dr. Fauci in the mix).

Also, look into homeopathic treatment as a supplement. Feel better.

 

[RB 60]

Agreed


It’s more like septic

STFU!

 

[Into the Night]

There are a lot of false negatives, but the positives are accurate.

You might, however, be pregnant

No, they're not. One test might show positive, and testing immediately after will show negative.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Speaking of red bars, there are several in TX and I'm off to one for Monday Night Football.

Well, they certainly aren't in blue counties...


Hint: Blue counties in this respect means "dry," and yes, Texas still has some of those. The laws are often called 'blue laws.'

 

[Nordberg]

It was my first time testing myself. But yeah as Lurch Boy has told me it's very likely that it was cold and fever.

Covid has 2 stripes on the strip. You do not have covid. My wife and I went through a respiratory virus which has the same symptoms as the flu and covid. It is quite contagious for the first 3 to 5 days. The temperature, sneezing, coughing and weakness are the same as Covid . It is tough to sleep when you hack up phlegm on regular occurrences through the night.

 

[LurchAddams]

Well, they certainly aren't in blue counties...


Hint: Blue counties in this respect means "dry," and yes, Texas still has some of those. The laws are often called 'blue laws.'

Yes, I lived in the Dallas metroplex back in the 90's in a "dry" county.

 

[Truck Fump / h1b]

C is control. T is test. Instruction said to give it 20 minutes for the result to appear.

If both bars appear, it's a positive.

like that time you were pregnant....

 

[TOP]

like that time you were pregnant....

Nicely done..

 

[Truck Fump / h1b]

Nicely done..

thanks, babe.

 

[Phantasmal]

Covid has 2 stripes on the strip. You do not have covid. My wife and I went through a respiratory virus which has the same symptoms as the flu and covid. It is quite contagious for the first 3 to 5 days. The temperature, sneezing, coughing and weakness are the same as Covid . It is tough to sleep when you hack up phlegm on regular occurrences through the night.

It’s nasty, Mucinex was very helpful for my husband. I wasn’t as badly inflicted. We caught it while we were in AK.

 

[Truck Fump / h1b]

It’s nasty, Mucinex was very helpful for my husband. I wasn’t as badly inflicted. We caught it while we were in AK.

so now you're plugging big pharma?

typical.

 

[LurchAddams]

Yeah I am doing fine. Thanks. But right now there's so much bullshit it's stressing me out. Right now I am wishing I had the covid again! LOL.

How ya feeling today friend? My colds start and end in my chest, so I've been coughing up some pretty impressive sized chunks of lung butter lately! I wonder if there's a world record for "largest chunk of phlegm?"

Oh, good morning, everyone. Hope you're all enjoying your breakfast!