Just got my new computer

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Just built my first computer. Here are the specs:

Intel i5 quad core (some mid range model I don't remember)
Geforce 1070
480 gig ssd
2tb data drive
16 gigs of DDR4 2600 (I think)

I also have a 144hz 1440p IPS monitor.
 
Fuck that's better than my current rig.

Although I'm dumping some of my profit sharing into upgrading, especially since they announced the 1080 Ti last week, along with the Ryzen. Figure both of those, and another 16gb of DDR4 (which would bring me to 32gb total) will be about $1300. I won't need to upgrade for 6 years after that.
 
Fuck that's better than my current rig.

Although I'm dumping some of my profit sharing into upgrading, especially since they announced the 1080 Ti last week, along with the Ryzen. Figure both of those, and another 16gb of DDR4 (which would bring me to 32gb total) will be about $1300. I won't need to upgrade for 6 years after that.

I looked at Ryzen (actually I waited on Ryzen to come out) but decided it wasn't worth it. This will be good enough for me for years.
 
Shit that thing is almost obsolete.

CPU will blow anything gaming wise out of the water for years, honestly if anything it's overkill. I'm not running a server. As for GPU, it wasn't worth it to me to wait several months for the next generation. A 1070 is, again, overkill for the sort of gaming I do.
 
CPU will blow anything gaming wise out of the water for years, honestly if anything it's overkill. I'm not running a server. As for GPU, it wasn't worth it to me to wait several months for the next generation. A 1070 is, again, overkill for the sort of gaming I do.

Yeah it really is. I'm getting 60fps with a 970 and a 4670 Intell on most of my games.
 
Fuck that's better than my current rig.

Although I'm dumping some of my profit sharing into upgrading, especially since they announced the 1080 Ti last week, along with the Ryzen. Figure both of those, and another 16gb of DDR4 (which would bring me to 32gb total) will be about $1300. I won't need to upgrade for 6 years after that.

Yeah, if you don't need it for graphics or gaming.
 
Shit that thing is almost obsolete.

Runetroll's computer:

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Just built my first computer. Here are the specs:

Intel i5 quad core (some mid range model I don't remember)
Geforce 1070
480 gig ssd
2tb data drive
16 gigs of DDR4 2600 (I think)

I also have a 144hz 1440p IPS monitor.

How about someone list some improved specs that would be considered reputable to this computer illiterate.
 
How about someone list some improved specs that would be considered reputable to this computer illiterate.

it has the latest version of the square thing with gold prongs on it, the i7 is a better square thing but typically overkill for most people. watermarks i5 square thing is still very good for his needs and perfectly fine.

then watermark got a big rectangle thing that allows him to play games

then he got his porn storage. it has 480 giggities. this type of porn storage is solid state and doesn't have moving parts. it's a very fast but more expensive than other porn storage devices which have moving parts.

then watermark got a storage device that looks like a mini record player. That's for all his porn of redheads. he needs much more space for this. It's slower than the other rectangle porn storage unit but it holds way more redheads then he could need in the near future.

Then watermark got some rectangle things that allows him to to run lots of fun things at once. like porn and vidya at the same time.

lastly he got a picture device that has 1440 rows of pixels, and it refreshes 144 times a second. this allows high resolution for the best cum shots and better game performance.
 
it has the latest version of the square thing with gold prongs on it, the i7 is a better square thing but typically overkill for most people. watermarks i5 square thing is still very good for his needs and perfectly fine.

then watermark got a big rectangle thing that allows him to play games

then he got his porn storage. it has 480 giggities. this type of porn storage is solid state and doesn't have moving parts. it's a very fast but more expensive than other porn storage devices which have moving parts.

then watermark got a storage device that looks like a mini record player. That's for all his porn of redheads. he needs much more space for this. It's slower than the other rectangle porn storage unit but it holds way more redheads then he could need in the near future.

Then watermark got some rectangle things that allows him to to run lots of fun things at once. like porn and vidya at the same time.

lastly he got a picture device that has 1440 rows of pixels, and it refreshes 144 times a second. this allows high resolution for the best cum shots and better game performance.

You wouldn't store porn on a SSD unless you're just showing off.
 
you know believe it or not I saw like almost a tb ssd recently for only a couple of hundred bucks. pretty soon no one is going to bother with mechanical hard drives anymore.
 
you know believe it or not I saw like almost a tb ssd recently for only a couple of hundred bucks. pretty soon no one is going to bother with mechanical hard drives anymore.

Yeah, in a few years they'll be standard. But for now they're superfluous for actual storage for the most part. I have a 5tb external that is plenty fast enough for streaming shit from.
 
Runetroll's computer:

C64combo.jpg

OMG.....that's the first system I bought for my office......dual floppies!.....it was revolutionary......two systems with software to do accounting cost me just over $10k......it had 64 bytes of ram.....

you know how things change automatically when you change a cell in a spreadsheet?.......that was something I would start before I went home and hope it was done in the morning......
 
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