it has the latest version of the square thing with gold prongs on it, the i7 is a better square thing but typically overkill for most people. watermarks i5 square thing is still very good for his needs and perfectly fine.
then watermark got a big rectangle thing that allows him to play games
then he got his porn storage. it has 480 giggities. this type of porn storage is solid state and doesn't have moving parts. it's a very fast but more expensive than other porn storage devices which have moving parts.
then watermark got a storage device that looks like a mini record player. That's for all his porn of redheads. he needs much more space for this. It's slower than the other rectangle porn storage unit but it holds way more redheads then he could need in the near future.
Then watermark got some rectangle things that allows him to to run lots of fun things at once. like porn and vidya at the same time.
lastly he got a picture device that has 1440 rows of pixels, and it refreshes 144 times a second. this allows high resolution for the best cum shots and better game performance.