Just got my new computer

OMG.....that's the first system I bought for my office......dual floppies!.....it was revolutionary......two systems with software to do accounting cost me just over $10k......it had 64 bytes of ram.....

you know how things change automatically when you change a cell in a spreadsheet?.......that was something I would start before I went home and hope it was done in the morning......
I had a Commodore 64 back in the mid 80's with a Hercules mono chrome monitor and a 640k floppy drive and 64k ram. I only paid about a grand for it and I had the baddest computer in town. You must have gotten robbed on the accounting software.
 
I had a Commodore 64 back in the mid 80's with a Hercules mono chrome monitor and a 640k floppy drive and 64k ram. I only paid about a grand for it and I had the baddest computer in town. You must have gotten robbed on the accounting software.

could be, but I remember that the monthly payments were a third of what I paid my accountant to generate monthly client statements.....
 
CPU will blow anything gaming wise out of the water for years, honestly if anything it's overkill. I'm not running a server. As for GPU, it wasn't worth it to me to wait several months for the next generation. A 1070 is, again, overkill for the sort of gaming I do.

Dude I was being sarcastic.
 
it has the latest version of the square thing with gold prongs on it, the i7 is a better square thing but typically overkill for most people. watermarks i5 square thing is still very good for his needs and perfectly fine.

then watermark got a big rectangle thing that allows him to play games

then he got his porn storage. it has 480 giggities. this type of porn storage is solid state and doesn't have moving parts. it's a very fast but more expensive than other porn storage devices which have moving parts.

then watermark got a storage device that looks like a mini record player. That's for all his porn of redheads. he needs much more space for this. It's slower than the other rectangle porn storage unit but it holds way more redheads then he could need in the near future.

Then watermark got some rectangle things that allows him to to run lots of fun things at once. like porn and vidya at the same time.

lastly he got a picture device that has 1440 rows of pixels, and it refreshes 144 times a second. this allows high resolution for the best cum shots and better game performance.

Not sure Tom understood that.
Could you dumb it down a little?
 
you know believe it or not I saw like almost a tb ssd recently for only a couple of hundred bucks. pretty soon no one is going to bother with mechanical hard drives anymore.

The hard drive is the most failure prone part of a system, storing the most sensitive and irreplacaeble thing in it. I hate them. SSD's fail to, but they at least do so predictable - not at random like hard drives do. I can't wait until the day when everything in a system is just transistors.
 
My last system actually had a 500 gig hd and I was perfectly fine with that amount. I'm really only going to store shit I torrent on this thing.
 
Whelp hard drive is the noisiest hard drive I've ever heard in my life. Sounds like a coffee percolator going off. Rivals a jet engine. I think I'm going to a return it and get a WD Red. I don't really care about performance as long as it doesn't sound like that, anything speed sensitive can go on the SSD,
 
Whelp hard drive is the noisiest hard drive I've ever heard in my life. Sounds like a coffee percolator going off. Rivals a jet engine. I think I'm going to a return it and get a WD Red. I don't really care about performance as long as it doesn't sound like that, anything speed sensitive can go on the SSD,
I have an abacus for sale.
 
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