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I ALWAYS leave the toilet seat up. My wife had 2 sisters and her mom. My father in law put the seat down out of ours fear. I told my wife before we got married zhe can forget that seat down shit in the house I live in.
"I put it up as a courtesy to you. We can leave it down all the time if you want..."
 
"I put it up as a courtesy to you. We can leave it down all the time if you want..."
The fucking thing has hinges. I'm an old man and have never landed my ass in the toilet. Why? Because I have enough brains to look before I sit. It's quite obnoxious of women to think the world should make sure the seat is always down for them. I've told women you have a choice you can make make sure the seat is down before you sit or I pee over the seat.
 
The fucking thing has hinges. I'm an old man and have never landed my ass in the toilet. Why? Because I have enough brains to look before I sit. It's quite obnoxious of women to think the world should make sure the seat is always down for them. I've told women you have a choice you can make make sure the seat is down before you sit or I pee over the seat.

Awww, an old man who never had a woman in his life. That's sad. Unless you were gay, were you gay?


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You could've announced your arrival in the thread without a picture, you know.

I just wanted to show you a picture of TRUE LOVE. Maybe one day YOU TOO will be able to afford a mail-order bride from Slovenia.

But given who you are, I'm guessing you like 'em more from SLOW-venia!

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