Let's Flash Forward to 2056

[Damocles]

I'll be 67 then. There's actually a good chance that one of us youngins will be dead as well, and, statistically, all of us would be dead within a decade or two afterward. Damo will be dead as fuck.

How old do you think I am?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Probably, but there's always a possibility we'll come up with something to rejuvenate ourselves by then. They've done it with a mouse, I can't see why we won't be able to do it for people by then.

There is no hope!

What has science done? Bringing to an end the eternal recurrence? Stopping the cycle of life in it's tracks, unnaturally extending what should have been left well alone? Thank God we age! Thank God we die!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm just planning my notes for when I lead the neo-luddite revolution.

 

[/MSG/]

I'll probably be the first of the Trinity to die. Or the last. I know I won't be in the middle.

 

[cawacko]

USC will be the best University in America and still winning National Championships.

 

[leaningright]

LOL ... And a Kippen will again be the head coach.

 

[Rationalist]

Ridiculous.

 

[Damocles]

Ridiculous.

Yeah, USC sucks now and will still suck then. But at least they're not in Ohio.

 

[Howey]

How old do you think I am?

Even with all that gray hair, I'd guess 38 or so...

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i always thought damo was mid 50s. i never saw a picture i just assumed.

 

[Damocles]

Even with all that gray hair, I'd guess 38 or so...

I started going gray at 17.

 

[Damocles]

i always thought damo was mid 50s. i never saw a picture i just assumed.

LOL. Nope.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

how old.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ok just admin paneled you.

 

[Damocles]

LOL. I just Admin Paneled you first...

 

[/MSG/]

It's the beard Damo. Makes you look older. Hell everyone thinks I'm in my mid 30s for some reason.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

How old do you think I am?

You'd only have to be a decade older than me to be statistically dead at that time. I do realize that "X will be dead as fuck" is sort of a rude thing to say, and I app o ol o guys.

 

[Howey]

It's the beard Damo. Makes you look older. Hell everyone thinks I'm in my mid 30s for some reason.

There's got to be color in that beard.

 

[cancel2 2022]

i always thought damo was mid 50s. i never saw a picture i just assumed.

You've never seen a picture, I'm amazed.

 

[Howey]

You've never seen a picture, I'm amazed.

He's not allowed in that section.