Liberal MTV audience cheers Chris Pratt's speech PRAISING CHRISTIAN THEOLOGY
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Retired Teacher
We're heading in the right direction, finally....
ThatOwlWoman
Leftist Vermin
And those who have plenty of it, or at least claim that they do, like our Glorious Orange Leader.
It's always amusing to watch certain conservatives bleat about the so-called Christian values espoused by some celebrity, as is the case with this thread -- yet the very same ppl behave exactly the opposite. Like calling Guno "guano." The other one I've had on ignore for months, because he can't discuss anything without becoming vulgar and nasty. To paraphrase Twittler: "I like Christians who aren't assholes." lol
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Retired Teacher
So many here would benefit...even if they could follow just one of these...for a week...
(for some of you in that new "club" (gals and guys, you know who you are), sadly, it's too late for that second rule....good luck with the consequences that came along with your acceptance of membership;(
Chris's 9 rules ...
No. 1 – Breathe. If you don’t, you’ll suffocate.
No. 2 – You have a soul. Be careful with it
No. 3 – Don’t be a turd. If you are strong be a protector, and if your smart be a humble influencer. Strength and intelligence can be weapons and do not wield them against the week. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than that.
No. 4 – When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little piece of hamburger, they won’t even know they’re eating medicine.
No. 5 – Doesn’t matter what it is, earn it. A good deed, reach out to someone in pain, be of service, it feels good and it’s good for your soul.
No. 6 – God is real. God loves you. God wants the best for you. Believe that. I do.
No. 7. If you have to poop at a party, but you’re embarrassed because you’re going to stink up the bathroom, do what I do, lock the door. Sit down, get all the pee out first. Then once all the pee is done, poop, flush, boom! You minimize the amount of time that the poop is touching the air. Cause if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you’re peeing on top of it stirring it up, the poop particles create a cloud, it goes out and then everyone at the party will know that you pooped. Just trust me it’s science.
No. 8 – Learn to pray. It’s easy and it’s so good for your soul.
No. 9 – Nobody is perfect. People are going to tell you, ‘you’re perfect just the way you are.’ You’re not. You are imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way. And if you’re willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. And like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for by somebody else’s blood. Do not forget it. Don’t take if for granted. God bless you.”
(for some of you in that new "club" (gals and guys, you know who you are), sadly, it's too late for that second rule....good luck with the consequences that came along with your acceptance of membership;(
Chris's 9 rules ...
No. 1 – Breathe. If you don’t, you’ll suffocate.
No. 2 – You have a soul. Be careful with it
No. 3 – Don’t be a turd. If you are strong be a protector, and if your smart be a humble influencer. Strength and intelligence can be weapons and do not wield them against the week. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than that.
No. 4 – When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little piece of hamburger, they won’t even know they’re eating medicine.
No. 5 – Doesn’t matter what it is, earn it. A good deed, reach out to someone in pain, be of service, it feels good and it’s good for your soul.
No. 6 – God is real. God loves you. God wants the best for you. Believe that. I do.
No. 7. If you have to poop at a party, but you’re embarrassed because you’re going to stink up the bathroom, do what I do, lock the door. Sit down, get all the pee out first. Then once all the pee is done, poop, flush, boom! You minimize the amount of time that the poop is touching the air. Cause if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you’re peeing on top of it stirring it up, the poop particles create a cloud, it goes out and then everyone at the party will know that you pooped. Just trust me it’s science.
No. 8 – Learn to pray. It’s easy and it’s so good for your soul.
No. 9 – Nobody is perfect. People are going to tell you, ‘you’re perfect just the way you are.’ You’re not. You are imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way. And if you’re willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. And like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for by somebody else’s blood. Do not forget it. Don’t take if for granted. God bless you.”