Massachusetts ranked #1 State in the nation

[BRUTALITOPS]

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/massachusetts

Not bad for a bunch of bad weather having bad accent talking uggos huh?

lmao mass is just CRUSHING it. Is it any surprise the best poster on JPP is from the best state?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Maryland is no. 8.

Mississippi isn't 50.

Doing pretty good

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Think about how high Maryland would be if Baltimore didn't exist. We're carrying that ball and chain around and we're still no. 8.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

lol.....budget balancing.....#48....I bet California and New York were the two that were worse.......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

internet access #1, commute time #47.......you can find the closest Chik-fil-a, you just can't get there.......

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Think about how high Maryland would be if Baltimore didn't exist. We're carrying that ball and chain around and we're still no. 8.

have you started watching the wire yet?

 

[Minister of Truth]

You're not from Massachusetts, Grind.

 

[Minister of Truth]

WA (#5) is #2 in infrastructure, despite being in the 40s for commute time and roads. I'm sure we can trash our road quality all the way down to 50 if we keep at it.

#2 in pre-K and 44 in mental health pretty much sums-up how I came to be what I am. Oh, and we're number one in parole completion! STY should totally move here.

 

[Minister of Truth]

CA is #1 in patent creation. Rune, get out there!

Oh, yeah, and Mr Brooks is alive and well in Portlandia - Oregon #50 in mental health.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

have you started watching the wire yet?

Nah.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Ohio would be farther up the rankings if the SE Appalachia region wasn't dragging us down.

 

[MAGA MAN]

I have a different metric for ranking the states: freedom. Massachusetts is 33/50. https://www.freedominthe50states.org/

 

[MAGA MAN]

Ohio would be farther up the rankings if the SE Appalachia region wasn't dragging us down.

Ohio is #35, sorry. And not due to TN, VA or the Carolinas. The good news is, you're (still) free to move to any one of the other 49. https://www.freedominthe50states.org/overall/ohio

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Anyone who wants to live in Massachusetts, the #1 State in the Country, please raise their hands.

(sound of crickets chirping)

 

[MAGA MAN]

I know it's been nineteen eighty frickin' four since I left Massachusetts, but it was as soon as I could, and I've never regretted it.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Anyone who wants to live in Massachusetts, the #1 State in the Country, please raise their hands.

(sound of crickets chirping)

I want to tour New England. Visit Fenway and the Ivy League campuses, see John Adams' home in Quincy, etc. But, yeah, I don't actually want to live there. People think the PNW is dreary.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I want to tour New England. Visit Fenway and the Ivy League campuses, see John Adams' home in Quincy, etc. But, yeah, I don't actually want to live there. People think the PNW is dreary.

I plan to tour New England someday.....can someone please send me routes that will permit me to avoid Mass. all together?......

 

[Minister of Truth]

I plan to tour New England someday.....can someone please send me routes that will permit me to avoid Mass. all together?......

People from CT can probably accommodate you.

 

[Rune]

Anyone who wants to live in Massachusetts, the #1 State in the Country, please raise their hands.

(sound of crickets chirping)

Just because we are not polite to slow talking rust belt rubes....Boston rules.

Mass fucking rules. Fuck ya'll