Monty Python meets Daesh

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I wish I could claim authorship of this, it's both very clever and true sadly!!

"It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.

It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:

"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."

"No you didn't."

"Wait, what? Yes we did..."

"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons."

"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers."

"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so."

"Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."

"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even enter into it!"

"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out."

"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we're not going to let you take it away from us."

"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."

"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?""
 
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Tom;

You're starting to go over that line into Wingnut land. Self loathing liberals? WTF did that have to do with the price of tea? I might point out that it's been liberals and moderates making this very point about Daesh while you Wingnuts have been trying to demonize all of Islam over Daesh.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Tom;

You're starting to go over that line into Wingnut land. Self loathing liberals? WTF did that have to do with the price of tea? I might point out that it's been liberals and moderates making this very point about Daesh while you Wingnuts have been trying to demonize all of Islam over Daesh.
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Poor BORBO
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Tom;

You're starting to go over that line into Wingnut land. Self loathing liberals? WTF did that have to do with the price of tea? I might point out that it's been liberals and moderates making this very point about Daesh while you Wingnuts have been trying to demonize all of Islam over Daesh.
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Lighten up Larry, it is called satire. One thing I have noticed though is that those on the Left are not very good at have the piss taken out of them.
 
when you walk into right wing denial of fact land you get contaminated


you blogo have caught a nasty something
 
Mott the Hoople said:
I've noticed that of anyone who has extreme political beliefs.
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I have never demonised all of Islam but then again I am not going to ignore what is going on just for the sake of political correctness. As I said before, I meet more Muslims on a weekly basis that most people on here do in a lifetime. My dentist is a Muslim woman, the guy that did some plastering fo me is Turkish and his sidekick is Kurdish, and the nearest convenience shop is run by Muslims as well. I don't hold any truck with the likes of ILA and all his Muslime bullshit, he is just a hateful man but I'm not telling you anything new. Oh and can I also point out that I flew with Emirates via Dubai to get to Thailand and I am going on Qatar Airways via Doha next month.
 
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Chapman lived in this house in Highgate with his partner David Sherlock during the late 1960s.
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Borboletta said:
I wish I could claim authorship of this, it's both very clever and true sadly!!

"It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.

It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:

"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."

"No you didn't."

"Wait, what? Yes we did..."

"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons."

"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers."

"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so."

"Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."

"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even enter into it!"

"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out."

"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we're not going to let you take it away from us."

"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."

"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?""
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just how stupid do you look now?
 
Borboletta said:
I have never demonised all of Islam but then again I am not going to ignore what is going on just for the sake of political correctness. As I said before, I meet more Muslims on a weekly basis that most people on here do in a lifetime. My dentist is a Muslim woman, the guy that did some plastering fo me is Turkish and his sidekick is Kurdish, and the nearest convenience shop is run by Muslims as well. I don't hold any truck with the likes of ILA and all his Muslime bullshit, he is just a hateful man but I'm not telling you anything new. Oh and can I also point out that I flew with Emirates via Dubai to get to Thailand and I am going on Qatar Airways via Doha next month.
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I don't either. Islam has a serious problem that needs fixed and I get the satire, humor and the truth of the OP....I'm just saying that the irrelevant ad hom wasn't necessary.
 
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