mrs is out with girlie friends, help

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what do i do....i don't really want to hang out with anyone tonight, well, i guess i am hanging out here....

should i:

1. drink
2. watch porn
3. call guy friends
4. ?

:D
 
Do all 3. I've got the house to myself for a week. Epic, epic binge time. Hooooo Shit!! Its on crakka!
 
lol...started a few minutes ago

tequila rules the night

i am going to make some awesome pasta to go with this. i don't feel like ordering out. and you know, it is actually cool to hang with yourself. good lord, does this mean i'm getting old :palm:
 
Yurt said:
lol...started a few minutes ago

tequila rules the night

i am going to make some awesome pasta to go with this. i don't feel like ordering out. and you know, it is actually cool to hang with yourself. good lord, does this mean i'm getting old :palm:
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Hanging out alone is the shit. Goddamn, I live with two insane, hot ass 20 something women, another dude my age, 2 dogs and three chickens. I'll take all the alone time I can get.

And whatever pasta you make, add shredded parmesian and a couple of egg yolks with some whole milk. It'll make you jizz your panties, even without the mountains of porn you're sure to be watching as we speak.
 
Yurt said:
what do i do....i don't really want to hang out with anyone tonight, well, i guess i am hanging out here....

should i:

1. drink
2. watch porn
3. call guy friends
4. ?

:D
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I'm just the opposite. I don't know what to do when I have a woman here for the night. C'mon over, visit, let's have sex, now please go home, you're in my space... :D
 
Beefy said:
Hanging out alone is the shit. Goddamn, I live with two insane, hot ass 20 something women, another dude my age, 2 dogs and three chickens. I'll take all the alone time I can get.

And whatever pasta you make, add shredded parmesian and a couple of egg yolks with some whole milk. It'll make you jizz your panties, even without the mountains of porn you're sure to be watching as we speak.
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lol

actually i made the ravoli from costco, chicken, mozzellara and herbs...not the frozen stuff, but i did make my own fontina sauce and i used parmasian, and my favorite pecoino romano...i also have this kicken marina sauce from world market that i am dipping my garlic bread in...

its different having the house to myself
 
Yurt said:
what do i do....i don't really want to hang out with anyone tonight, well, i guess i am hanging out here....

should i:

1. drink
2. watch porn
3. call guy friends
4. ?

:D
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Be a gentleman and prepare for the Mrs. return by watching porn until she arrives. You'll be sweet as pie listening to her tell you all about her night and you'll even get her a cup of tea before bed and you'll do anything else to please her because ......well, because you'll have watched porn all night.
 
apple0154 said:
Be a gentleman and prepare for the Mrs. return by watching porn until she arrives. You'll be sweet as pie listening to her tell you all about her night and you'll even get her a cup of tea before bed and you'll do anything else to please her because ......well, because you'll have watched porn all night.
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lol....good one
 
Pale Rider said:
I've had tons of girl friends, but they have to have their own place. I've been single, living alone for 24 years. What can I say... I've gotten used to it. I dig having a whole house all to myself.
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thats cool. my dad is the same way. many girlfriends, some long time, some short time, but he will never marry again. i don't understand it, but it is his life, not mine.
 
1. beer.
2. beer.
3. drunkin' dialing.
4. beer.
5. wake up in the bathtub wondering why you smell like Vicks Vaporub.
 
apple0154 said:
Be a gentleman and prepare for the Mrs. return by watching porn until she arrives. You'll be sweet as pie listening to her tell you all about her night and you'll even get her a cup of tea before bed and you'll do anything else to please her because ......well, because you'll have watched porn all night.
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Oh, my, your strategy is so much more romantic than mine! I prepare a great dinner that my poor neglected husband will have to eat alone while I'm at a dog club event then come home to eat my share. He does like the meals, though.
 
Thorn said:
Oh, my, your strategy is so much more romantic than mine! I prepare a great dinner that my poor neglected husband will have to eat alone while I'm at a dog club event then come home to eat my share. He does like the meals, though.
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They do say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach. :)
 
Beefy said:
Hanging out alone is the shit. Goddamn, I live with two insane, hot ass 20 something women, another dude my age, 2 dogs and three chickens. I'll take all the alone time I can get.

And whatever pasta you make, add shredded parmesian and a couple of egg yolks with some whole milk. It'll make you jizz your panties, even without the mountains of porn you're sure to be watching as we speak.
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Are the Chickens cute? :) Do you have any pics?
 
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