You lied to your friend, hiking is gay
I thought I knew what it was.
Until my wife took me into the Smokey Mts and did some twin peaks bullshit about 1.5 miles nearly straight up. I contemplated jumping at the top. I was more tired than any 5 set tennis match I had ever played.
Repeat, hiking is gay
Man, you're totally out of shape. j/k
Can only partially agree with ya there, bro’. Hiking out East or down South sucks, no doubt. It’s boring, its freaking humid and sweaty, and there’s nothing but a bunch of trees to look at. That blows.
Personally, I hike for exercise. I hate formal exercise, and I’d rather do biking, hiking, and other outdoor crap to burn up some calories. Hiking to the top of a mountain to watch a sunset vista on the ocean beats the shit out of running on some treadmill at a gym. Speaking of gay, is there anything more fruity than a dude in shorts running the treadmill at a gym?
Tennis always seemed kind of gay, what with the dudes running around in tight, white shorts.
ps, j/k around. Nothing wrong with gyms or tennis if you're into it.