Publius
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Did you eat your hat?
MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RACE
- Thread starter Dachshund
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Did you eat your hat?
Dogs like to chew on things. I guess your hats as good as anything
Freddy Figbottom
Was it me?
It was always going to be Harris. How is that hat?
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
A-ha, you goobers! 1 month later, Biden stepped down.
That's interesting, Mason.
ZenMode
Well-known member
oopsie
I wonder what that hat is made from.
There's only one prediction that really matters Gayboy.
That prediction is that Trump will be inaugurated as POTUS on 20th Jan 2025.
Don't do that. You're one of the ones I follow. It was a fucking joke.
I think this race is as close as it gets…
This is going to come down to enthusiasm and ground game..
If I had to guess, I’d say Harris has a better ground game because she is a better manager of they kinda stuff than Trump and her campaign has more cash.
I don’t know who has more enthusiasm.
This is going to come down to enthusiasm and ground game..
If I had to guess, I’d say Harris has a better ground game because she is a better manager of they kinda stuff than Trump and her campaign has more cash.
I don’t know who has more enthusiasm.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Queer Palm Beach Jarod is a fucking retard, y'all!
Triggered again?Queer Palm Beach Jarod is a fucking retard, y'all!
Guno צְבִי
We fight, We win, Am Yisrael Chai
More excuses so earlybut the real suprise is they won't get away with it.
ncswic.
T. A. Gardner
Serial Thread Killer
My prediction: Come Wednesday we'll know who the next President will be and about half the country will be very upset with that choice...
Well, Newsom did not run, so that part is out... And after the fire debacle he may have some trouble convincing people he is at all capable.
evince
Truthmatters
Want some salt for that hat?
evince
Truthmatters
Boy were you wrong
Well, I think I did pretty well, given I was making political predictions. And political events are, as we all know typically notoriously difficult to accurately predict. Right? (Especially in modern day America...I mean, look at the current, Zohran Mamdani ,debacle in the race to be elected mayor of NYC. Who would ever have thought a smarmy, Black 34-year- old raghead" old Muslim who is a communist (in the "Old School", Soviet sense of Marxism, and long-term. affiliate/supporter of numerous Islamist Terrorist organizations: including HAMAS (FFS !!) and scum like the: murderous "Muslim Brotherhood". I would never in a million years have predicted that a dirt-bag like Mamdani would still be the front-runner in the NYC Mayoral race with just a few days left before the election. THAT'S WHAT I CALL "WIERD SHIT"!! Geddit?"
This, and a whole lot of other VERY WIERD SHIT has been going down in American national politics over the past few years. I mean the kind of Weird Shit" that could never have been rationally and logically predicted by even the very best expert, political pundits in America. Why? Because to give you another example: the very idea that a President of the United States who was obviously, COGNITIVELY "OFF HIS EVER-LUVIN' TIT" with Dementia would serve an ENTIRE, four-year term as a mindless , ceremonial puppet was just TOO OUTLANDISH, TOO OUTRE, TOO BIZARRE, TOO "OUT THERE" to be seriously entertained, BUT GUESS WHAT? IT FUCKING HAPPENED, AND IT HAPPENED "FOR REAL" BETWEEN 2021 and 2025.
In any case I, did manage to get some stuff .Right!! .......Here's what got right!:
Biden WAS forced - unceremoniously - out of the 2024 Presidential race by the chief Democrat powerbrokers not all that long before the Nov 5th, 2024, Presidential election. SO, I GOT THAT RIGHT. YAAAAY!!
Their idea of the DEMOCRAT "Grand Pooh- Bahs" anointing Karmala Harris to face off against Trump as the Democrat's 2024 Presidential nominee, was so incredibly brain-dead, so outlandish and so guaranteed suicidal, I never imagined that even they - (the Democrat "King Pins")-would ever actually go through with it. I thought to myself,' "Nah, there's no way they would ever run Kamala Harris against Trump - it would be a total "bloodbath", Even the DEMS aren't that fucking stupid.
OK, so, to "cut the crap" my prediction that Newsome would run against Trump for the Presidency in Nov 2024 was incorrect, BUT no sane man would ever have believed that the Dems would run a ridiculous, political chickenshit like Kamala Harris against a politically savvy, "king-hitter:" l RIGHT?
I mean, apart from the fact that Kamala Harris was /isa chuckle-headed dildo who did not have anything like the political nous ( i.e, the political "street smarts") to rumble with Trump for real, and, in the {BIG TIME". As Biden's (DEI) ,V P Harris was automatically - and inescapably complicit in four years of the very worst policy failures that America had EVER seen. Harris, if chosen as the Dems official Presidential nominee -would therefore be a defenceless "sitting duck:" for the MAGA mob. One that would have 1000 Republican shotguns trained on it every second of the 2024 campaign cycle. all of them waiting. "Finger-on-trigger", for her to explain her role in the failed abomination that was the Biden administration. Harris, for instance, would be unable to defend her role as "Border Czar" during the Biden's administration's catastrophic 'Open Southern Border" disaster. Likewise, how would Harris explain her claim that she was "always last one to leave the room" when Biden's INSANE policy measures were being concocted. and finalised.? In other words, Harris, as a Presidential nominee for the 2024 election, would have no option but to keep her batshit - crazy, trap shut regarding any of the key election issues. (And there was no way the American electorate would ever be prepared to cop that.) Either that or she could deflect and distract uncomfortable questions from the media by farting - out, irrelevant, "cutsie-pie" word -salads, or talk bullshit about her love of "Venn Diagrams" (??? FFS!!) or, even worse, try to appear profound by repeating quasi - meaningful, "philosophical" maxims to do with esoteric subjects like "the 'passage of time " so that her audience might regard her as a political sage. Basically, I have never in my life seen an American Nominee for President speak so much utter - kindergarten-level - crap as Harris did during the 2024 Presidential campaign.
To be honest, I STILL cannot fully grasp that it - (i.e. the fact that Kamala Harris was officially selected to be the Dems Presidential nominee in 2024) - ACTUALLY HAPPENENED. I guess you might say I found, and still find, the whole thing " SURREAL" (and in a very cringey and creepy way),
You can blame me for predicting that the DEMS would not run Kamala Harris against Trump in 2024/ I mean, let's face it, Harris was already well known to be an "air: "head, a gormless Burk, and a "figure of fun". a long time before the 2-24 election campaign. Despite the fact the Democrat Party is choc-a -bloc full of dickheads and corrupt actor, I always thought that when its chief power - brokers were forced to make an important decision a kind of rat-cunning prevailed/ That is. they were capable of applying reason - rational thought to the decision-making process even though their "ends "were thoroughly immoral. Think of the legendary "rat - with - a - gold - tooth" that lives among the gutters and sewers of NYC. In short, when Biden had to go (and was dumped) I thought that the choice of who to put up against Trump would be more intelligent than it was. Because BLIMD FREDDY knew that Kamala Harris would Never (in a zillion years) have the slightest chance of rolling Trump in the Nov 2024 election.
So, I think that I can be forgiven for predicting that Gavin Newsome - (and not Kamala Harris) would be nominated by the DEMS to run against Trump., in Nov 2024. I believe that Newsome (although he was a crooked, slimeball who had destroyed California would have done a better job for the Dems as their nominee during the 2024 campaign. But given the advantage of hindsight, it's now clear that he would still have been very thoroughly trounced by Trump on election night. I
'm sure Newsome knew this as well at the time and probably told the Dems: "Thanks but No Thanks," because the extraordinary and unprecedented levels of chaos and crisis the Biden Administration had created were simply "beyond the pale" and indefensible. After the FOUR-years of madness, devastation and misery :, hyper-inflation, a peak in violent crime across the nation (rape, murder, assault),15+ million illegal immigrants "waltzing" into America, the deaths of hundreds of thousands of American youth (aged 18-45) through overdoses of drugs like fentanyl (largely smuggled into the US by illegal immigrations, (across the "Open Border") who were in the pay of one of the big Mexican drug cartels, the US Military's bungling of their own exit from Afghanistan, the blatant and shameless use of "lawfare" in an attempt cripple Donald Trump before the 2024 by the Biden White House (one of the most "low-down", "dog- dirty", and disgusting plots I have ever seen or heard of in the history of US national politics ( or that of any civilized, modern-era Western nation I can recall) .....And the list of monumental Biden administration, "cock-ups" it goes on and on, The fuckups, I've just listed being merely the "tip of an" "iceberg" of political madness that rocked America between 2021 and 2025.
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF (1) TODAY'S THIRD-WORLD NATIONS (and "BANANA REPUBLICS" ( e.g. CUBA, VENEZUYELA, EL SALVADOR, GUATAMALA, etc)( 2)COMMUNIIST COUNTRIES, during THE ERA OF THE COLD-WAR i.e. THE SOVIET UNION (USSR) and Its EASTERN BLOC POSSESSIONS (from 1947 - 2001); or "FAILED STATES" LIKE "THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICS OF CONGO and SOUTH AFRICA, the NATION OF HAITI, and SYRIA, for instance. I have never seen such inept, corrupt, shambolic or destructive government in my life. The Biden administration (2021 - 2025) was the worst example of government in a Western nation that I can bring to mind at present. The Biden administration was like an ongoing Bacchanalian orgy in the White House that screwed 330.000.000 Americans up the Ass.
FINALLY, you will note that I corrected predicted Trump would win the Nov 2024 Presidential election and be back in the White House as POTUS in 2025. YAAAAAAAAY!! - WAY TO GO DACHSHUND !!
So, in conclusion I think my understanding of US national politics is not too bad (esp. for an Ozzy). Sure, I made a couple of (VERY UNDERSTANDABLE!!) errors in the past forecast of mine that you have posted on this thread, but the gist of my prediction was spot on. Right?
Later, Yanky Dudes...Later
Dachshund the Wonder Hound
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