FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
You really don't understand the effects of alcohol. Alcohol can actually change your brain chemistry so much that you can be permanently effected by its abuse.
Alcohol doesn't just poison your brain, it also poisons your body. Its abuse can lead to psorosis of the liver as well as other physical ailments.
Its overuse leads about 80% of alcoholics to thiamine deficiency and can lead to serious problems such as Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome.
It's not a POISON.
If you call alcohol a POISON you have to call aspirin a POISON.