Noahide Discussion

[SmarterthanYou]

Dude, god is fake.

hey, i'm standing right here you know.

 

[DamnYankee]

But i don't understand Arabic, though.

Neither do I. When He speaks it's more like an instant communication, definitely non-verbal.

 

[DamnYankee]

Dude, god is fake.

Yes, but God isn't.

 

[Lao Tse]

Yes, but God isn't.

YHWH is a douchebag.

 

[DamnYankee]

YHWH is a douchebag.

Perhaps, but Yahweh isn't.

 

[charver]

Oh that's right. Chuck The Royal converted, didn't he?

Unfortunately he can't as he has to be the head of the Church of England when his mam dies.

I do think we should have a referendum on a state religion though. I'd probably vote for turning Hindu as they have that crazy God with the massive elephant head, the one with a shitload of arms and a monkey man with attitude. If you're going to do religion then go balls out for a proper mental one.

 

[charver]

Neither do I. When He speaks it's more like an instant communication, definitely non-verbal.

He touches you inside?

 

[Lao Tse]

Unfortunately he can't as he has to be the head of the Church of England when his mam dies.

I do think we should have a referendum on a state religion though. I'd probably vote for turning Hindu as they have that crazy God with the massive elephant head, the one with a shitload of arms and a monkey man with attitude. If you're going to do religion then go balls out for a proper mental one.

LOl. On the back of his mitre he can get the sticker "I'd rather be muslim"

 

[DamnYankee]

He touches you inside?

More like wireless digital actually.

 

[Lao Tse]

"my other god hat is a Salafi"

 

[charver]

LOl. On the back of his mitre he can get the sticker "I'd rather be muslim"

On the plus side it would mean he could put his missus in a burqa.

 

[charver]

More like wireless digital actually.

You're not confusing God with Instant Messenger again, are you?

 

[Lao Tse]

You're not confusing God with Instant Messenger again, are you?

Twitter from god

"I just took a wicked dump."

 

[SmarterthanYou]

He touches you inside?

did NOT need that image in my head, thank you very much.

 

[DamnYankee]

You're not confusing God with Instant Messenger again, are you?

Doesn't require electronics. *shrug*

 

[charver]

Doesn't require electronics. *shrug*

Just gullibility and/or drugs

Seriously go with the Hindu stuff mate. One of them can turn into a tortoise and a dwarf.

 

[Lao Tse]

Doesn't require electronics. *shrug*

Computer generated ELF beams.
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=14716

The Blue Beam Project, developed by NASA scientists, consists of 4 parts, 4 steps toward the implementation of the NWO religion with the Antichrist at its head.

First, earthquakes at certain precise locations of the planet will result in new archaeological discoveries, revealing that all religions' basic doctrines have been misunderstood and misinterpreted.

Second, a gigantic Space Show with laser projections of multiple 3-dimensional holographic images worldwide, will appear to be the image of God, speaking in all languages.

Third, electronic telepathy involving ELF, VLF, and LF waves will reach people by the inside of their brains, interlacing and interweaving with the natural thinking to form diffused artificial thought and making each one to believe that God is speaking to them from within their own souls.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Dude, god is fake.

Dude, the Illuminati are fake, along with Noahidism and all of the other drivel that you spout off about in the hopes of being important.

 

[Lao Tse]

Dude, the Illuminati are fake, along with Noahidism and all of the other drivel that you spout off about in the hopes of being important.

I see you're brain is nearly liquified.

Do some research. it's true. Why do you love theocracy?

 

[Lao Tse]

ThreeDizzle

Just go check this one site.

http://www.noahide.org

Go tell them they're not real, you panty waisted whore frocker.