Nominations for greatest american poll

[Minister of Truth]

Thomas Paine, Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King

LOLZ, you picked my least favorite faux-Founder, Paine, I see.

Fix'd

So you prefer the serial hypocrite, anti-free markets, slave-raping, Jefferson, eh?

Ford actually had people (employees) looking into other employees windows on the facilities set up by Ford for his workers to live in to see if they were doing things like drinking. And if a finger was pointed, they were usually fired.

Well, prohibition was going on, and I can see why Ford would be worried about booze being smuggled onto his company towns, because he could be held liable for it. Point taken, though.

 

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So you prefer the serial hypocrite, anti-free markets, slave-raping, Jefferson, eh?

I can't blame ole Tommy for having jungle fever, I suffer from it myself.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I can't blame ole Tommy for having jungle fever, I suffer from it myself.

Yeah, remember to keep it consenual, though...

 

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Yeah, remember to keep it consenual, though...

The rape thing is highly conflicted. I'll admit such conflict in the reports may arise from his status though.

 

[Minister of Truth]

The rape thing is highly conflicted. I'll admit such conflict in the reports may arise from his status though.

Well, yeah, a slave cannot give consent.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Eugene V. Debbs
James Brady

 

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Eugene V. Debbs
James Brady

James Brady? I know your just saying that to enrage me.

 

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Gordon Freeman.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Eugene V. Debbs
James Brady

LOLZ, and you criticize me for the Robber Barons? I'll give you Debbs as a serious choice, but at least the Barons contributed a great deal more than jack-shit to America in stark contrast to the Brady Bunch.

 

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He just said James Brady to try and piss me off since my first three are gun designers.

 

[Minister of Truth]

He just said James Brady to try and piss me off since my first three are gun designers.

Yeah, I caught the Brown reference. Colt, as well, I believe?

 

[Minister of Truth]

If we're going to mention an anti-gun fanatic, why not alcohol and drug prohibitionist heroes as well??? Oh, yeah, and Janet Reno, for going after tobacco.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

James Brady? I know your just saying that to enrage me.

 

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Yeah, I caught the Brown reference. Colt, as well, I believe?

Colt, Browning, and Maxim.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Colt, Browning, and Maxim.

I'm not familiar with Maxim except the magazine. Good magazine, though.

 

[charver]

I'm not familiar with Maxim except the magazine. Good magazine, though.

He was such a clever chap that not only did he invent the first portable machine gun but became a British citizen as well.

 

[cancel2 2022]

It aint like Christopher Columbus made it to the new world single handedly either. Can you name one other person in the three ships who shared his voyage? Can you name one other person from the Apollo 11 mission?

And calling Armstrong a figure head is, well a slanderous thing to say about the greatest American pilot and Astronaut of his era. There were damned good reasons why Armstrong piloted Apollo 11 and he was hardly spam in a can.

Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins.

 

[Damocles]

I nominate William H. Bonnie aka Billy the Kid.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Anyone else have anything? Nominations are a'closin' tonight, and I shall post the poll.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins.

and Columbus?