One man resets gun rights debate

[DamnYankee]

Looking at Pelosi makes my dick much smaller.

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[DamnYankee]

Like George Kastanza getting out of a cold pool...

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

shut up 3d

 

[zappasguitar]

OH NOES!!!! insulting the gun carriers manhood.

equating carrying a gun with penis size is retarded.

That doesn't make it any less true...

 

[zappasguitar]

was referring to the mainstream media spin on the story as well as the hoplophobes commenting on them.

I don't have a beef with beefy.

My mistake.

DAMN my eyes!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Anything you buy that might be both cool or big supposedly does this. Your cigar for instance, your car (cars have an exception clause, if it is fast but not large it still is a penis replacement), your pickup truck, your dog, your clothes, bottles of Preperation-H, sodas at McDonald's, the Big Mac...

Well I think you get the picture.

You forgot the most obvious one. The Whopper.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

That's what the 2nd amendment is for- a violent overthrow of the government by Patriots. *shrug*

Couldn't we just do some bong hits instead?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Looking at Pelosi makes my dick much smaller.

Don't feed me straight lines son!

 

[Fish]

This guy is the ultimate self fulfilling prophecy. Carry on, brave soul.

 

[DamnYankee]

Couldn't we just do some bong hits instead?

Sure but after the smoke clears they will have taken more of our freedoms away. Smoke from guns and bombs will ultimately be more satisfying.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Sure but after the smoke clears they will have taken more of our freedoms away. Smoke from guns and bombs will ultimately be more satisfying.

Yeah, like the right to take the bong hits to begin with. Oh, wait... they've taken that one already...