Pete Hegseth confirmation hearing

Dutch Uncle said:
n/d Pleaseee stop insisting there's no chance. There's only so much self-abuse my psyche can handle. I've already shared the saga of cat turd aromas, toilet bowl rim jobs, and the naughty escapades I engage in while your brilliant words loop through my ever-obsessed mind like a broken record. I apologize for the sheep pictures I've been sending; it's... well, it's even more embarrassing why sheep are always frolicking in the pastures of my mind. Here's the kicker, I haven't spilled the beans yet, but I grew up on a farm with more alone time than a hermit in the Himalayas. When my uncle would catch me sniffing the cows'... let's say, less fragrant ends, I'd dash to the sheep pen. It seemed like they could telepathically connect with my loneliness, or maybe they were just parched, but with a bit of encouragement, I could convince several sheep to, ahem, make me a man, if you catch my drift. OH NO, I can't believe I'm confessing this! Enough, my cousin is hollering that it's bubble bath time. Please don't get jealous; he's family, so it doesn't count, right?
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FTFY... (mod edit)

This has got to stop. I did not need to hear any of you sick habits, the cow's ass thing and the sheep....I've never heard such insanity. I'm concerned as I would be for any fellow human being GET HELP.
 
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Tobytone said:
This has got to stop. I did not need to hear any of you sick habits, the cow's ass thing and the sheep....I've never heard such insanity. I'm concerned as I would be for any fellow human being GET HELP.
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Dutch has several mental disorders. Please cut him some slack.
 
goat said:
The guy is a sicko. You'll get used to him.
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Ok, but you don't actually know he has real diagnosed issues do you? I'm not really a bully. He has certainly been slinging all kinds of mud my way so I'm not going to roll over because he gets mad. Are you saying he actually doesn't deserve it? again I ask, for real?
 
Tobytone said:
Ok, but you don't actually know he has real diagnosed issues do you? I'm not really a bully. He has certainly been slinging all kinds of mud my way so I'm not going to roll over because he gets mad. Are you saying he actually doesn't deserve it? again I ask, for real?
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Like most of us, I spent my first year here in a pissing contest with Dutch. He thrives on it and is in constant contact with Phan and Damo. Now I prefer to look for conversation that makes me think.
 
goat said:
You may want to follow Guno up to APP. It's going to be a rough 4 years.
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On the contrary, Doxxer, every day I grow more and more excited about the next four years. Not only do I expect Trump to break most, if not all, of his campaign promises, but that he'll be ordering airstrikes on Jihadists by Spring.
 
goat said:
Like most of us, I spent my first year here in a pissing contest with Dutch. He thrives on it and is in constant contact with Phan and Damo. Now I prefer to look for conversation that makes me think.
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You should start another tribute thread for me, CO/goat. Watching you piss and moan is part of the fun here on JPP. :thup:
 
goat said:
Like most of us, I spent my first year here in a pissing contest with Dutch. He thrives on it and is in constant contact with Phan and Damo. Now I prefer to look for conversation that makes me think.
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Oh I gotcha, I've explained to a few here that I have and do attempt to have a 'quality' conversations with little luck so far, I'm not saying it hasn't happened, but it has been rare. Also, I've used the excuse that I'm essentially laid up from a 2nd back surgery that did not go well, so I have more time than most for now. Yes, it could be considered a lame excuse, but it's my excuse. I do dip my toes back in the 'elevated discussion' pool from time to time. So, anyways, I'm not just a mud slinger, I can dance too when there's a good partner. (not a partner in the modern sense) lol. See how bored I am, to write all this.
 
AProudLefty said:
Is he?
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CO/goat is jelly. He also tends to see things that aren't there.

He once had a promising career in psychology then experienced some tragedy in his 30s that derailed his career. He's often flinched at questions about a being crippled in a DUI accident. As much as he loves to dox people, he's skittish about talking about how he fucked up his own career.

Ban Committee said:
Banned for at least 2 weeks for Rule 1 violations. We are still discussing the length of the ban.
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Tobytone said:
Oh I gotcha, I've explained to a few here that I have and do attempt to have a 'quality' conversations with little luck so far, I'm not saying it hasn't happened, but it has been rare. Also, I've used the excuse that I'm essentially laid up from a 2nd back surgery that did not go well, so I have more time than most for now. Yes, it could be considered a lame excuse, but it's my excuse. I do dip my toes back in the 'elevated discussion' pool from time to time. So, anyways, I'm not just a mud slinger, I can dance too when there's a good partner. (not a partner in the modern sense) lol. See how bored I am, to write all this.
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"Dance With Me" was a recent Sig of mine.

My current Sig applies as well.
 
goat said:
Tobytone said:
goat said:
Tobytone said:
goat said:
Dutch has several mental disorders. Please cut him some slack.
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Is this for real??
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The guy is a sicko. You'll get used to him.
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Ok, but you don't actually know he has real diagnosed issues do you? I'm not really a bully. He has certainly been slinging all kinds of mud my way so I'm not going to roll over because he gets mad. Are you saying he actually doesn't deserve it? again I ask, for real?
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Like most of us, I spent my first year here in a pissing contest with Dutch. He thrives on it and is in constant contact with Phan and Damo. Now I prefer to look for conversation that makes me think.
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I ❤️ My Fanboys

The fact you two have allowed me so deeply into your minds is both fascinating and revealing. Now there's no doubt I'm in your dreams. :thup:
 
Dutch Uncle said:
I ❤️ My Fanboys

The fact you two have allowed me so deeply into your minds is both fascinating and revealing. Now there's no doubt I'm in your dreams. :thup:
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In my mind so deeply, lol hardly Dutchy. I was truly concerned you are on the edge of being institutionalized and like I said I'm not really a bully, I was feeling pity. I don't want to cause you any real mental damage. So tell me, are you ok? Will you be ok? Should I stop out of pity. That's where I'm leaning, because I do see signs of REAL problems. So what's the truth?
 
Dutch Uncle said:
No. Unsurprising you support a drunken sexual assaulter, Terry. How many female sailors did you drunkenly grab by the pussy when you were in the service?
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Actually, you are either delusional or a liar, since all of those charges were proven false in a court of law when tried. Or, are you saying that Hegseth got special treatment from the courts? All you have to do is watch the Democrats bring this up with Hegseth pointing out exactly that: It was brought to court, tried in court, and dismissed and thrown out by the courts.
 
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