And they can read your thoughts unless you wrap your house and head in foil....
They really are lizards in disguise, and along with the yeti will take over and put us all in the camps we already have built everywhere when they drive the Chinese into America. They'll use those signs on the highway, the nonsense signs...
Then they'll make us all paint ourselves green and run around with plastic baggies to catch our farts to feed their spaceships.
What is all this talk about some buy option, or put option, basically, someone putting billions of dollars down betting the market is going to tank before the 21st? I ask because it is mentioned in a comment at the link here, and also because, the nut I have talked about that I have to deal with in my group, has done nothing but send out 18 page emails about this. It is driving me crazy.