Post ITT if you have been to China

Hahaha. Life's wondrous tapestry. You were obviously ill advised by your office before you left. You should ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS have the address of your destination written in Chinese before setting off. I hope you packed some biscuits and maybe a can of baked beans for a life saving feast when you get back to your hotel.
All stations smell, sunshine. And all people that aren't you smell too. Get used to it. To the Chinese you stink!

So just smile sweetly and say xie xie (see-ay see-ay) and mei wen ti. Mei wen ti is possibly the most important thing to learn. It means 'no problem' and can show you to be intelligent and careful of your hosts feelings.
Tonight you will be taken out to dinner. You will eat everything and NOT ask what it is. If you do not like something, dont have any more. Try something else. If there are dumplings on the table, grab 'em, they are usually gorgeous.

They just took me to lunch. Started with duck liver. I quit asking after that. I think I have down my smiling on the outside while wanting to puke on the inside face while eating.
 
Hahaha. Life's wondrous tapestry. You were obviously ill advised by your office before you left. You should ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS have the address of your destination written in Chinese before setting off. I hope you packed some biscuits and maybe a can of baked beans for a life saving feast when you get back to your hotel.
All stations smell, sunshine. And all people that aren't you smell too. Get used to it. To the Chinese you stink!

So just smile sweetly and say xie xie (see-ay see-ay) and mei wen ti. Mei wen ti is possibly the most important thing to learn. It means 'no problem' and can show you to be intelligent and careful of your hosts feelings.
Tonight you will be taken out to dinner. You will eat everything and NOT ask what it is. If you do not like something, dont have any more. Try something else. If there are dumplings on the table, grab 'em, they are usually gorgeous.

That's funny because in Thai no problem is mai pen rai or mai mee panha, the thing is though isn't "mei wen ti" pronounced more like "may wun chee"?
 
They just took me to lunch. Started with duck liver. I quit asking after that. I think I have down my smiling on the outside while wanting to puke on the inside face while eating.

Ducks liver is lovely. Did you have duck's tongues as well? Mind the bones if you ever do. If you are given a choice of where to eat I suggest Shanghai food first, Beijing second, and if you like something hot and spicy either Szechuan food or the girly bars of Hong Kong. Don't ask for soup, it is usually crap and more like washing up water than anything edible. Good luck. How long will you stay?
 
Ducks liver is lovely. Did you have duck's tongues as well? Mind the bones if you ever do. If you are given a choice of where to eat I suggest Shanghai food first, Beijing second, and if you like something hot and spicy either Szechuan food or the girly bars of Hong Kong. Don't ask for soup, it is usually crap and more like washing up water than anything edible. Good luck. How long will you stay?

Unfortunately only here through Monday night. I came here for an exhibition I'm working at this weekend in Hangzhou then taking the train to Shanghai Sunday night. I'll probably be coming back in the next couple of months though so looking forward to it.
 
Unfortunately only here through Monday night. I came here for an exhibition I'm working at this weekend in Hangzhou then taking the train to Shanghai Sunday night. I'll probably be coming back in the next couple of months though so looking forward to it.

You'll be wed to a Shanghainese gold digger before you know where you are. The Shanghainese are the prettiest girls in all china.
 
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