On my way to work I heard the stupidest segment on the radio. I didn’t notice the station, I should have. Anyway, they call it “to catch a cheater” and this is the first time I heard it, but I gather it is a regular thing that they do.
So they have this girl on the phone and it seems that she recently moved in with her bf, and she opened their cable bill and lo and behold there was a porn movie on it. And of course he had told her that he thinks porn is disgusting just like she does and he would never watch it, yada yada yada.
So in order to humiliate this guy on this segment, she claims to suspect that he must have had another woman over that night while she was out, and it was this other woman who suggested the porn.
They get this poor bastard on the phone, and by this time I already feel sorry for him because I already know that he had no woman over, but he bullshitted this dope about finding porn disgusting and she went out and he watched it and now all of NY was going to find out he was home masturbating. So she confronts him on the air, and he admits he ordered the porn, but laughs when she asks if someone else was over. He’s like “yeah I invited 50 other people over to watch porn with me”. She moves right on, which told me she knew, just like I knew, that there was no other woman, and begins to attack him on air, claiming that he is cheating on her because watching porn is “flat out cheating”. And she is going a mile a minute, just on fire. “well you can watch all the porn you want, but you’re not gonna be with me then, you know how I feel about that porn”.
So finally, he says “you know what? If that’s how it’s going to be, you can move right back out”. And he hangs up on her, but she is still going. “Oh but then you still have your house”
As if, he should lose his house because he watched porn!
And some men say I’m a bitch!
So they have this girl on the phone and it seems that she recently moved in with her bf, and she opened their cable bill and lo and behold there was a porn movie on it. And of course he had told her that he thinks porn is disgusting just like she does and he would never watch it, yada yada yada.
So in order to humiliate this guy on this segment, she claims to suspect that he must have had another woman over that night while she was out, and it was this other woman who suggested the porn.
They get this poor bastard on the phone, and by this time I already feel sorry for him because I already know that he had no woman over, but he bullshitted this dope about finding porn disgusting and she went out and he watched it and now all of NY was going to find out he was home masturbating. So she confronts him on the air, and he admits he ordered the porn, but laughs when she asks if someone else was over. He’s like “yeah I invited 50 other people over to watch porn with me”. She moves right on, which told me she knew, just like I knew, that there was no other woman, and begins to attack him on air, claiming that he is cheating on her because watching porn is “flat out cheating”. And she is going a mile a minute, just on fire. “well you can watch all the porn you want, but you’re not gonna be with me then, you know how I feel about that porn”.
So finally, he says “you know what? If that’s how it’s going to be, you can move right back out”. And he hangs up on her, but she is still going. “Oh but then you still have your house”
As if, he should lose his house because he watched porn!
And some men say I’m a bitch!
That's all I'll say on teh subject.
