Roll Tide

In Seattle, for instance, people will pack into Safeco Field even though the Mariners suck like there's no tomorrow (huge M's fan, btw). Seahawk mania has only been around since the Hawks 2005 season and 2006 Superbowl appearance.

I know what you mean. I'm not a professional football fan.......I'm a Bengals fan.:)
 
Hey we can talk about Crimson Tide baseball if you like, coach Wells has done a fine job at Tuscaloosa, but having a thread called "ROLL TIDE" is sacrilegious in Alabama unless you discuss the University.

I am a Braves fan, but I don't follow baseball much, maybe when I am old and have no life, I will sit for hours watching the game, it is filled with strategy and thinking. I love a really good close game for all the marbles. I guess I am mainly a collegiate sports fan, I like the competitiveness of it, as opposed to the highly-paid and spoiled rich people.

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around the whole and down the bowl.

eehuhu, hadn't heard that one before... :rolleyes:
 
In Seattle, for instance, people will pack into Safeco Field even though the Mariners suck like there's no tomorrow (huge M's fan, btw). Seahawk mania has only been around since the Hawks 2005 season and 2006 Superbowl appearance.

Yep, when a runningback from Bama named Shaun Alexander helped ya'll get there.
 
Hey we can talk about Crimson Tide baseball if you like, coach Wells has done a fine job at Tuscaloosa, but having a thread called "ROLL TIDE" is sacrilegious in Alabama unless you discuss the University.

I am a Braves fan, but I don't follow baseball much, maybe when I am old and have no life, I will sit for hours watching the game, it is filled with strategy and thinking. I love a really good close game for all the marbles. I guess I am mainly a collegiate sports fan, I like the competitiveness of it, as opposed to the highly-paid and spoiled rich people.



eehuhu, hadn't heard that one before... :rolleyes:

We have a similiar one in south west Ohio....If it's brown, flush it down!:cool:
 
We have Auburn jokes....

Q: What is the best thing to come out of Auburn?
A: Interstate 85

You heard about Auburn installing artificial turf in their stadium?
Yeah, the cheerleaders had to get used to not grazing.

You heard about the injury to the Auburn starting QB?
Yeah, he was getting a drink of water and the toilet lid fell on his head.

The Sugar Bowl used to HATE having Auburn play there...
Officials said, they come to New Orleans with a clean shirt and a twenty-dollar bill, and don't change either one!

...there are millions of 'em! :D
 
We have Auburn jokes....

Q: What is the best thing to come out of Auburn?
A: Interstate 85

You heard about Auburn installing artificial turf in their stadium?
Yeah, the cheerleaders had to get used to not grazing.

You heard about the injury to the Auburn starting QB?
Yeah, he was getting a drink of water and the toilet lid fell on his head.

The Sugar Bowl used to HATE having Auburn play there...
Officials said, they come to New Orleans with a clean shirt and a twenty-dollar bill, and don't change either one!

...there are millions of 'em! :D

What is the difference between an auburn cheerleader and a catfish?

One has whiskers and smells bad....and the other one is a fish.
 
In Ohio, of course, it's Michigan jokes.

Two US soldiers in Afghanistan, one from Ohio and one from Michigan, are prisoners of the Taliban and are about to be executed by firing squad. The Taliban commander asks the two men if they have any last request. The Michigan man say's "I'd like to hear "The Victors" one more time". The Ohio man, a Buckeye to the end, rolls his eyes and say's "Please, Shoot me first!"

Did you hear about the University of Michigan library burning down? The real tragedy was that most of the books hadn't been colored yet.

and the best one of them all.

Why doesn't Ohio fall off into the Ohio river and float away? CAUSE MICHIGAN SUCKS!!!!
 
My cousin from Phoenix City, AL got his Masters from Auborn and has some Bama jokes.

What does a Bama student get on his SAT? Drool.

What do you get when you cross a Bama grad with a ground hog? Six more weeks of bad football.

Two Bama grads, Billy Bob and Dixie, bump into each other on the street. Dixie is carrying a bag. Billy Bob say's "Hey Dixie, what ya'll gots in dat bag?" Dixie say's "Chickens". Billy Bob axe "If'n I cans guess how many chicken ya'll gots can I has one? Dixie say "If you guess right ya'll can have both of em." Billy Bob says "Ok, how bout 5?"
 
Here's my favorite Bama joke.

A man is walking down a street in Auborn Alabama when he see's a rabid rottweiller charging towards a boy. Thinking quickly he tears lose a board from a fence, jams it into the rottweilers collar and twist the board instantly snapping the dogs neck.

A nearby reporter sees what happens and runs over and say's "That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen and writes down in his notebook. "Auborn man kills vicious dog attacking a boy."

The man say's. Excuse me, I'm not an Auborn man I"m a Bama man. Reporter say's "Oh, I'm sorry." and writes on his notepad, "Vicious redneck kills family pet.".
 
Three men are trying to get a job with the power company setting power poles. One is a Bama man, one is an LSU man, and one is an OSU man. They are sent out to see who will set the most poles in one day. About 4:30 the LSU guy comes back in, drenched in sweat. "I set 11 poles today" he said proudly. The power company guy complimented him on a good days work. About 5:15 the Bama guy comes in and reports that he set 17 poles. The power company man is astounded. "Thats more than our best crews do". About 6:00 the OSU guy comes dragging in and reports that he set 4 poles. The power company guy just stares. "You were out there all day and only set 4 poles?" he asked. "Hell, the other guys had that done before lunch". The OSU guy smiles and says "Yeah, but you oughta see how much they left sticking out of the ground".



Know why OSU grads tape their diploma in the window of their car? So they can use handicapped parking.
 
Bear Bryant, Pat Dye, and Woody Hayes were out on a boat on a fishing trip down south of Tuscaloosa. They weren't catching much, so Bear says, "I think I am going to go over and fish off the bank awhile." So, he steps out of the boat, walks across the water to the bank and starts fishing. A little while later, he comes back across the water and gets back in the boat.

Woody Hayes is astonished by this, and he starts thinking... Hey, I am a great coach too, if Bear can walk on water, so can I! So, he steps out of the boat and promptly sinks to the bottom... kerplunk! Woody climbs back in, very embarrassed by what happened. After a while, Pat Dye says, "You know, I think I will give that bank fishing a try, Bear!" And Dye steps out of the boat and walks over to the bank to fish... after a while, he returns, right across the water to take his seat in the boat.

Now, Woody is REALLY perplexed... He thinks... I KNOW I am a better coach than Pat Dye, Dammit! So, he tries it again, and kerplunk... right to the bottom. As he struggles to get back into the boat, Bear leans over to Pat Dye and says, "Pat, you think I should tell him where the rocks are?"
 
Woody Hayes died and went to heaven. Being the celebrity that he was, he got the grand tour by God himself.

God took Woody around showing him famous people, streets paved with gold and the like. He said "Woody, I have made a special place for you" as they walked down one golden street. "And here it is" God said pointing towards an adorable cottage decorated in the OSU colors. There was a banner with 'Buckeyes!' on it over the door.

Woody was impressed somewhat, but he kept noticing the grand mansion on the hill with the big crimson A on it. The place was almost a castle, with banners flying and bricks of crimson & white.

After the tour of his very nice little home, Woody turned to God and said "Heavenly father, I don't mean to sound petty or ungrateful" he said sheepishly. "And this house is very nice, but why would you give me this and another coach a much nicer place?" he asked.

God looked surprised and said "My son, I treat all of my children the same".

Woody pointed towards the mansion on the hill and asked "Then why does Bear Bryant get that huge house and I get this little cottage?"

God smiled and said, "My son, Bear Bryant got a house much like yours, that house on the hill is where I live".
 
ROLL TIDE!!!!!!

Someone here (Topper will remain nameless) predicted that Clemson would defeat the Crimson Tide.

Alabama completely ruined Clemson's night. They camed in with their vaunted "Thunder & Lightning" duo of running backs, a much heralded QB, and were predicted to win the ACC conference.

Turns out Bama won 34-10. The total yardage was even better, with Alabama getting 417 total yards to Clemson's 188. But the best stat is Net Rushing yards. Bama had 238 net yards rushing. Clemson? 4 net yards rushing.

Clemson started the season at #9. Should be different now.

I am thrilled that LSU showed App State that they may be able to beat Michigan, but the SEC is a different show.
 
The ACC is looking weak this year.

The Hokies lost to East Carolina. NC State got beaten severely by South Carolina. And Bama beat Clemson like a red-headed stepchild.
 
Hey bicurius, go back and read where I said Saban is a football god and Bama would be back.
Tapping that Clemson ass is a great first step, Auburn and LSU won't be like the kindergarden Clemson game.
 
Hey bicurius, go back and read where I said Saban is a football god and Bama would be back.
Tapping that Clemson ass is a great first step, Auburn and LSU won't be like the kindergarden Clemson game.

No they won't. With them we will play like it REALLY matters.
 
The Tide dominated the entire game, Clemson never stood a chance, but the play that clinched the game, in my opinion, was actually a fairly decent offensive play by Clemson. The Clemson receiver beat the coverage and caught a pass over the middle, and there was nothing between him and the goal line... suddenly, out of nowhere, and reminiscent of the George Teague play against Miami, two Alabama defenders chased him down and made the touchdown-saving tackle. That was it, the entire Clemson team knew at that moment, it doesn't matter... we can't beat these guys.

This was just one game, and it's a long season, but this is the best I've seen Bama play in the past 5 years, at least... maybe 10. All I can say to the rest of you is, put your chinstraps on, we're ready to play some football boys!
 
And get ready to play some old-school, smash mouth, beat'em-in-the-trenches football.
 
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