Science Humor

[Minister of Truth]

The only thing I hated more than math was English. And look at me now, a fucking grammer nazi.

Shit, I just realized you were talking to Waterdork about the college level math stuffs. I've noticed with a lot of adults, though, that they hated history when they were young and in high school, and now they find it awesome and find time to study it.

 

[Minister of Truth]

i will say though, math is gay. I could force myself to be interested in every topic in school, but math was always just so dry and boring. And I fucking HATED GRAPHING PAPER.

I hated graphing paper, because I could never draw a parabula for shit.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

LOL PWNED I GOT AN A.

I don't even want to be an engineer.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Honestly, I feel so much dumber than my father, who passed calculus and physics with straight A's without notes on his calculator and without study guides, and I barely made B's. He was by far the best student at the community college.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh that was funny Watermark. It was like saying your father is the richest man in the trailerpark! LOL LOL LOL

I can't believe you'd burn your own father like that! LOL

 

[Mott the Hoople]

A baby seal walks into a club.

 

[Minister of Truth]

A baby seal walks into a club.

In Sweden?

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh that was funny Watermark. It was like saying your father is the richest man in the trailerpark! LOL LOL LOL

I can't believe you'd burn your own father like that! LOL

jackass

 

[Damocles]

Well I can tell you never spent any time in the micro/molecular biology lab!

Yeah, but I have seen them out on "dates"...

Here's one now!

 

[Damocles]

A baby seal walks into a club.

Isn't that like my enemy "walking into" my fist?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Yeah, but I have seen them out on "dates"...

Here's one now!

Hey, get rid of the bow tie and part his hair on the side and he would look a lot like me!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Isn't that like my enemy "walking into" my fist?

Pretty much. Want to explain the joke to 3D? He didn't get it.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh that was funny Watermark. It was like saying your father is the richest man in the trailerpark! LOL LOL LOL

I can't believe you'd burn your own father like that! LOL

The CC's in Mississippi actually accept a lot of very bright students. The main point of it is to transfer to another college. If he were going for an associates degree you'd have a point.

 

[Socrtease]

A scientist is home with his wife when he yells from the bedroom "Honey come look at this clock!"

She walks in to find him only in his lab coat, unbottoned, with an erection pointing out of the lab coat. She says "That's not a clock!"

He says "It will be when you put your two hands and a face on it!"

 

[Minister of Truth]

Pretty much. Want to explain the joke to 3D? He didn't get it.

Yeah, my Swedish add-on joke demonstrated that perfectly.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

The CC's in Mississippi actually accept a lot of very bright students. The main point of it is to transfer to another college. If he were going for an associates degree you'd have a point.

Oh I know. I got my start at a branch campus to the local State U but I still thought it was a great burn! LOL

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

My representative went to the CC I'm just transferring out of:

He's a sexy man.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

My representative went to the CC I'm just transferring out of:

He's a sexy man.

No doubt. Don't you think he and SM would make a cute couple?

 

[cancel2 2022]

I hated graphing paper, because I could never draw a parabula for shit.

Your spelling isn't much better.

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