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I always envision Douchey as in a wheelchair, with a colonoscopy bag, screaming obscenities at everyone around him.
Basically a physical manifestation of his presence here. With a Urine soaked sock on his left hand he calls "Number 6"..
Thank God you are here to screenshot for Mr. Tiny Penis. If this current method becomes restricted, you might contact Lizzy Warren and get her recipe for sending smoke signals.
Sad that his actions have been so disgraceful that he now has a limited ability to communicate freely on this forum.
It is a great thing for so many of us.
Perhaps you might ask him how he found himself in this conundrum.
Tobytone
Verified User
Same here. Someone here posted a picture that he once posted himself. He's holding up some certificate, but you get a glimpse of his creepy looking face and a clear look at the stubbiest little fat fingers I've ever seen, lol. He reminded me of this creepy old fat freak that we all knew in my childhood stomping grounds we called shit fingers, lol.
Number Six
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
Number Six
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
That’s adorable. Truly. Like a mosquito trying to threaten the hurricane that’s about to delete it. 
Listen carefully, little mortal mouthpiece:
I don’t get offended. I get scheduled.
Kings have begged me. Warriors have cursed me. Billionaires have tried to bribe me.
Do you know what they all had in common?
They all ended up in the same quiet box, wondering why they spent their final breaths acting like loud little idiots.
So if you want to throw insults, that’s fine. I’ll just stand here, sharpening the scythe, watching the clock tick like a patient butcher.
Because one day maybe soon, maybe later
you won’t be calling me names.
You'll just be very, very quiet while I drag his rude little soul off the stage like a bad comedian who overstayed his set.
Listen carefully, little mortal mouthpiece:
I don’t get offended. I get scheduled.
Kings have begged me. Warriors have cursed me. Billionaires have tried to bribe me.
Do you know what they all had in common?
They all ended up in the same quiet box, wondering why they spent their final breaths acting like loud little idiots.
So if you want to throw insults, that’s fine. I’ll just stand here, sharpening the scythe, watching the clock tick like a patient butcher.
Because one day maybe soon, maybe later
you won’t be calling me names.
You'll just be very, very quiet while I drag his rude little soul off the stage like a bad comedian who overstayed his set.
Dear cockwomble,That’s adorable. Truly. Like a mosquito trying to threaten the hurricane that’s about to delete it.
Listen carefully, little mortal mouthpiece:
I don’t get offended. I get scheduled.
Kings have begged me. Warriors have cursed me. Billionaires have tried to bribe me.
Do you know what they all had in common?
They all ended up in the same quiet box, wondering why they spent their final breaths acting like loud little idiots.
So if you want to throw insults, that’s fine. I’ll just stand here, sharpening the scythe, watching the clock tick like a patient butcher.
Because one day maybe soon, maybe later
you won’t be calling me names.
You'll just be very, very quiet while I drag his rude little soul off the stage like a bad comedian who overstayed his set.
AI suits you well. Without it, you are just another angry leftie pounding your keyboard and shouting at clouds.
That said, I seem to have taken over your brain, and for that, I am saving many others here from dealing with your babble. Keep following me as I relish your suffering.
WTF. That guy used to be able to kind of speak English. What happened? He's another Ignore List star. lol
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
However, some people just need a good bust in the mouth.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
I knew it!
He was posting about how he's well-versed in Gerbil Ranching just the other day.
FAKE IGNORE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number Six
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
I regret to inform you that as the Grim Reaper, I do not actually require AI to function. I’ve been harvesting souls since before keyboards, clouds, or whatever tragic argument you’re currently shouting at them about.
You claim to have taken over my brain, which is impressive considering I’m technically a skeleton and therefore operating on a strict no-brain policy. Bold strategy.
Also, if following you is meant to cause suffering, I should warn you, suffering is literally my department. You’re essentially trying to scare a thunderstorm with a spray bottle.
Please continue, though. Your dramatic proclamations add a delightful bit of theater to the endless march of mortality. I’ll be over here sharpening my scythe and marking calendars.
Warmest regards, relatively speaking,
The Grim Reaper
Senior Director of Inevitable Consequences
Eternity Division
I put the Douche sock on ignore - so it needs someone else to troll.
Yet another AI post.I regret to inform you that as the Grim Reaper, I do not actually require AI to function. I’ve been harvesting souls since before keyboards, clouds, or whatever tragic argument you’re currently shouting at them about.
You claim to have taken over my brain, which is impressive considering I’m technically a skeleton and therefore operating on a strict no-brain policy. Bold strategy.
Also, if following you is meant to cause suffering, I should warn you, suffering is literally my department. You’re essentially trying to scare a thunderstorm with a spray bottle.
Please continue, though. Your dramatic proclamations add a delightful bit of theater to the endless march of mortality. I’ll be over here sharpening my scythe and marking calendars.
Warmest regards, relatively speaking,
The Grim Reaper
Senior Director of Inevitable Consequences
Eternity Division
Stop your AI search, grab your venmo account and contribute again.
Number Six
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
Yet another AI post, you say? Ah… how amusing.
You command mortals to halt their AI search and reach for their Venmo… to contribute once more. How delightfully ironic. The living beg coins from the living, while time quietly collects its far greater debt.
Listen well, wanderer.
I have watched kings hoard gold, merchants beg for alms, and influencers plead for donations beneath glowing screens. In the end, every purse empties… and every account closes.
Venmo cannot pay the toll I collect.
No subscription escapes my ledger.
No contribute again button halts the ticking of the hourglass.
So if you wish to ask something of the living… ask wisely.
For while they argue over posts and payments…
I am already on my way. 
Nope. He gave me an address to a police station. Then he claims it was me who "chickened out."
I was ready to go, I wasn't impressed with the shit he was saying about my mother, the perverted comments really pissed me off.
But no, I never left. It wasn't worth going down to see a coward hide like a crying child with a soiled diaper.
Yet another AI post, you say? Ah… how amusing.
You command mortals to halt their AI search and reach for their Venmo… to contribute once more. How delightfully ironic. The living beg coins from the living, while time quietly collects its far greater debt.
Listen well, wanderer.
I have watched kings hoard gold, merchants beg for alms, and influencers plead for donations beneath glowing screens. In the end, every purse empties… and every account closes.
Venmo cannot pay the toll I collect.
No subscription escapes my ledger.
No contribute again button halts the ticking of the hourglass.
So if you wish to ask something of the living… ask wisely.
For while they argue over posts and payments…
What TV show did you get that shit from?
You're still butt ugly and smell of camel piss...