Sex Change - Which Bathroom?

Aoxomoxoa said:
Last time I checked gold was going for $1700 per troy ounce. That is a very expensive karzy
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I saw this monstrosity once. It was at the end of a day I'd spent as an invitee to a company day out which started by throwing oranges with paper messages attached into a 'lucky' tree and ended by being forced to walk round this jewellers shop on the pretext of gawping at a golden loo while being harangued by flat faced, fawning fools begging me to buy very expensive bling.
Yes, I finally said to my friend, I had a wonderful time and particularly enjoyed being asked to lead the singing of 20 somethings and 30 somethings in 'The Wheels on the Bus go Round and a-round' as we sat in a bus with its name in 6ft letters on the side 'BUS' for those who might have thought it was a sedan bloody chair, in a steaming traffic jam.
 
General Sherman said:
Well, it was a huge bathroom, crowded full of women. I came in, didn't notice the oddity of nothing but a long row of stalls, used the bathroom, and didn't realize until I walked out of the stall. I am literally that inattentive. Good thing that I have these Vyvanse pills that I mercilessly abuse now.

However, I was 17 at the time, and my underage status therefore grants me immunity.
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LOL I figured this happened when you were 8 or something. lolllll. what a retard. :loveu:
 
cawacko said:
At the gym this afternoon I walked around a set of lockers in the bathroom and saw these weird looking tits. For a split second I stopped and thought 'am I in the wrong bathroom?' Then I realized it was a guy who was in the process of getting a sex change to become a woman. Not that it really matters but I wonder what the law (be it written or unwritten) says someone going through a sex change must start using the bathroom of the gender they are to become?
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are you sure there weren't just really weird looking manboobs?
 
General Sheridan said:
Grind, you still haven't figured out which bathroom to use.
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Should I spray over there?
Or maybe I should spray right here?
Is it enough for us to care?
Should the bathroom lines be fair?

I do believe I'll aim to miss
and decorate with lovely piss

Urinals, or bathroom stalls?
Perhaps I'll do it on the walls

I just hope there is soap
or else i'll use a stall to mope
 
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