Well, first you have to have sex...
Then, a pregnancy might happen...
Then you have to post pictures of the ultra sounds on your facebook page with the words "baby's first picture" scrawled over the incomprehesible little tadpole and act as if no one had ever thought of doing anything so utterly adorable before you!
Then you have to force your friends to go to the hellhole known as "babies r us!" and spend money they could be buying weed or Steve Madden shoes with on a diaper genie.
So there is a lot to do before a baby comes Grind, better get started on number one and then get back to me!