Star Wars VII: Carrie Fisher confirms return along with Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill

Darla said:
No. The last three were prequels, and these three will be sequels. I imagine the main stars of these three will be the offspring of Princess Leia and Han Solo...and Luke's child or children as well.
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Well let's see. Hans will be a washed up old retired pilot. He'll be an alcoholic and mostly sits in bars drinking and boring patrons with his stories. Leah will have divorced Hans many years ago and took up life on Gheddy Prime as a portrait artist with her lesbian lover. She has two grown kids, a son and a daughter. The son is busy with his own life and career and doesn't see her much where as she has alienated her dauther with her overbearing attitude towards her. Luke will be the religious weirdo that everyone knows about but know one really knows who he is. After the rebellions sucess Luke became alienated with the leadership of the Rebels, once in power, and has retired to some remote, barely populated planetoid far, far from the center of the Republic where he lives in seclusion as a hermit. Sadly, Luke has not married or started a family and thus has not fulfilled his life as a Jedi Warrior nor has he taught the ways of the force as he fears that any student he has could end up like his father.
 
(sigh) aka Tom said:
i have never seen a star wars movie all the way through, that said, the nerdchat surrounding the new star wars movie is decently optimistic. jj abrams is doing it, the same guy that did the latest star trek movies and a bunch of other stuff, and he has a lot of cred. so we'll see. in any case, even if the movie sucks it'll probably still make bank.
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Wouldn't it be cool if they do have Jesse Plemmons in it and he's a drug dealer or he gets strangled at the end? :)
 
Aoxomoxoa said:
Hasn't this film franchise been already totally flogged to death? How does it make sense to have a geriatric Hans Solo and Princess Leia?

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/e...h-harrison-ford-and-mark-hamill-29940627.html
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Hey I'm a fucking fanatic of Star Wars! This shit is great...

In the the subsequent stories Princess Leia becomes a Jedi and their children Han and Leia also becomes a Jedi. Chewbacca eventually dies but yeah I'm excited. If God wills I'll live to see that episode.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Well let's see. Hans will be a washed up old retired pilot. He'll be an alcoholic and mostly sits in bars drinking and boring patrons with his stories. Leah will have divorced Hans many years ago and took up life on Gheddy Prime as a portrait artist with her lesbian lover. She has two grown kids, a son and a daughter. The son is busy with his own life and career and doesn't see her much where as she has alienated her dauther with her overbearing attitude towards her. Luke will be the religious weirdo that everyone knows about but know one really knows who he is. After the rebellions sucess Luke became alienated with the leadership of the Rebels, once in power, and has retired to some remote, barely populated planetoid far, far from the center of the Republic where he lives in seclusion as a hermit. Sadly, Luke has not married or started a family and thus has not fulfilled his life as a Jedi Warrior nor has he taught the ways of the force as he fears that any student he has could end up like his father.
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The Skywalkers are pussies, so that last bit is probably true!
 
One thing I appreciated about the 2004 DVD remasters is they got rid of that stupide Clive Revill emperor and replaced it with Ian McDiarmid's Darth Sidious.
 
NERDS! Star Trek sucks!

Lol j/k, all I want is for the original UNTAMPERED WITH trilogy to be released on bluray. Since that will never happen, zero of my dollars goes to anything Star Wars.
 
Sun Devil said:
Blasphemy!

In the stories which was approved by George Lucas you guys are wrong
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Look, I'm a huge Star Wars nut, and I always liked Luke. Having watched the prequels, I have come to conclude this about the family line.

1) Anakin hit his teen years and turned into a whiny little bitch. He became a self-serving narcissist who could never make difficult decisions, and was easily turned to the Dark Side with literally zero effort on the Emperor's part.

2) Luke was ultimately unwilling to make the hard choice of simply killing Darth Vader when he learned the truth. From experience, Obi-Wan had learned the Skywalker pussies cannot be trusted when their emotions come into play (Anakin and Padme, etc.), so he tried to conceal Vader's identity. When Luke learned the truth, he was willing to sacrifice the entire war effort and billions of lives by diverting from the mission and attempting to save one solitary soul, which had frankly done enough evil that it did not deserve any redemption to begin with. Luckily, his actions distracted Palpatine from the battle, and Han, Lando, Wedge, et. al. came through with a win.

3) According to the Star Wars written anthology, there are multiple accounts of Luke turning to the Dark Side and then being brought back. This will likely be incorporated into the sequels at some point.

4) This basically means that the only Skywalkers to have not been total pussies have been Schmi and Leia.
 
Threedee said:
Look, I'm a huge Star Wars nut, and I always liked Luke. Having watched the prequels, I have come to conclude this about the family line.

1) Anakin hit his teen years and turned into a whiny little bitch. He became a self-serving narcissist who could never make difficult decisions, and was easily turned to the Dark Side with literally zero effort on the Emperor's part.

2) Luke was ultimately unwilling to make the hard choice of simply killing Darth Vader when he learned the truth. From experience, Obi-Wan had learned the Skywalker pussies cannot be trusted when their emotions come into play (Anakin and Padme, etc.), so he tried to conceal Vader's identity. When Luke learned the truth, he was willing to sacrifice the entire war effort and billions of lives by diverting from the mission and attempting to save one solitary soul, which had frankly done enough evil that it did not deserve any redemption to begin with. Luckily, his actions distracted Palpatine from the battle, and Han, Lando, Wedge, et. al. came through with a win.

3) According to the Star Wars written anthology, there are multiple accounts of Luke turning to the Dark Side and then being brought back. This will likely be incorporated into the sequels at some point.

4) This basically means that the only Skywalkers to have not been total pussies have been Schmi and Leia.
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I'll respond to this after my break
 
Lucas was the one who decided that some cutesy stupid crap has to be in each movie. C3PO was the first of these things... Then they got worse from there. Frickin' Ewoks? Jar Jar? Gaaah...
 
Damocles said:
Lucas was the one who decided that some cutesy stupid crap has to be in each movie. C3PO was the first of these things... Then they got worse from there. Frickin' Ewoks? Jar Jar? Gaaah...
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Jar jar was supposed to be the next chewbacca. That's what Lucas thought off. As far as I'm concerned the only directing he should do is directing people to their seats.
 
I remember watching this at the old Fox Theater, on 1st St and Washington, in Phoenix.
I was about the only one in the theater.
This wasn't one of these now theaters, with one section/two tiers of seats and a puny screen.
The Fox Theater had 3 sections/3 tiers and a balcony.

Anyhoo - I was sitting in as close to the center of the theater, that I could.
The screen goes dark, the title page goes rolling past, and then all of a sudden this huge space craft comes out of the top right side of the screen and just keeps going.
Then all of a sudden it's all exposed and it's firing back at something.
Then the front of the pursuing ship comes into view and it just keeps coming, and coming, and coming, and coming.
That set the tone for the entire movie, as far as I was concerned.
 
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