States I've Been to...

[Minister of Truth]

I made a mistake on Kansas. I actually did visit there. That was not jus a drive through.

Did you drive through Smallville?

 

[Minister of Truth]

I've heard Colorado is the most boring State in the country.

Damo lives there.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I have thirteen States to visit to have been to all fifty.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Did you drive through Smallville?

na...I worked there on a project for a couple of days.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Damo lives there.

Strong evidence the rumor I've heard is true.

 

[leaningright]

The only stop over state for me on this is Georgia. I am very familiar with the Atlanta airport but have never ventured out from there.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

how does one just randomly make a trip to oklahoma.

 

[leaningright]

how does one just randomly make a trip to oklahoma.

Stationed here because of military? Wants to attend one of our great universities ? Meets and marries a country music star? I don't know how other people got here...but I was born here.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Yeah, I thought of Sooners and Cowboys fans who travel back every year. And then there's Tulsa, which spawned the greatest WR of all-time.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

how does one just randomly make a trip to oklahoma.

Turn left in Joplin, MO?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Joplin will only take you to 27.

 

[Damocles]

I hear Maine sucks a lot, so I wouldn't hold it against you, but, I'd say you're due for some Ben & Jerry's on your next road trip.

Maine was awesome, and so was the lobster.

 

[Damocles]

get your ass to alaska, slacker.....

Yeah, I actually feel guilty.

 

[Minister of Truth]

If I were one state short of 50, I would get there soon, and then start mapping out a long-term plan to visit the territories. My wife's best friend lives in Guam, so we'll wind-up there sometime.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

If I were one state short of 50, I would get there soon, and then start mapping out a long-term plan to visit the territories. My wife's best friend lives in Guam, so we'll wind-up there sometime.

I have family in Guam too.

 

[Rune]

Did you drive through Smallville?

He lives in Smallville

 

[Rune]

Wouldn't know. East coast from D.C. To Boston blows chunks. From Richmond to Miami it's pretty cool. What I've seen of Southern Cal doesn't impress me. From the air it looks like a gigantic parking lot built in a desert.

90% of the important history of the country is between DC and Boston, rube.
Just because people on the right coast talk to fast for you to understand sheepfucker

 

[Rune]

how does one just randomly make a trip to oklahoma.

How does a Bostonian never visit Maine?
Plus Vermont allows women to go topless statewide.

 

[Minister of Truth]

How does a Bostonian never visit Maine?
Plus Vermont allows women to go topless statewide.

And this time of the year, that means firm nipples!!

 

[Rune]

Maine was awesome, and so was the lobster.

Maine is an unbelievably scenic state.
Too bad Massholes gave it to the Mainiacs.