Super Bowl Half Time Show Represents the US

^ Ratface cocksucker has a point.

You gonna show me where I lied so I can cop to it, er wut?
 
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Diesel said:
And you know what I think when you type that at randos every fucking day of your retirement life?

Dutch Uncle is evince.

She thinks everyone is a Russo bot. He thinks everyone is a sock.

You're both fucking worthlessly insane and can't answer your own questions to save your miserable lives.

No plan, Dutchy? Class, raise your hand if you're surprised by Dutch's dickless presentation today.

You perceived me as "bitching". How precious and unsurprising.

I'll do you a solid and provide some substance that you lack by nature.

I spent years engaging my Republican uncles, joining forums like this JPP sewer, watching and listening to right wing media, and making an honest, sincere effort to understand what used to be called Republicans that became Trumpists and then morphed into cultists.

I have no hope left. They are unsophisticated, uneducated, and stupid. They are activated to their hateful cores with dismantling human progress and American liberalism. No "plan" is going to fix American society.

I will, however, tell you what I do do, which I'm pretty sure I've told you in the past.

I participate in local and state government -- extensively. I talk to federal legislators when I feel like wasting my time. My governors are pretty great and personally responsive. I've served as a state elected Board of Education member.

I moderate a group that meets regularly to discuss electoral reform. We submit constitutional amendments every year. I walk around NYC and Denver and talk to people. I ride buses and trains and planes and let people know what I think without pressuring them to think like me. In short, I work my fucking ass off to make sure my nephews aren't going to try to exist in the shithole that the rancid American right is determined to create.

What's your plan, Dutch? What do you do? Be specific like I was.
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Do you snort coke or some form of amphetamine? You seem wired up for some reason.
 
Matt Dillon said:
Pretend I'm from Mizzuruh and show me, skeety breath.

If you can, I'll cop to it right now if I lied.

You still didn't answer what kind of beach South Beach is. Do you even know? Have you ever been there?
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Yes, I've been to South Beach. I don't believe you're from there. You have a rusty truck with Confederate flags on it. You're old as dirt. You're mean as a hungry dog. You're no use to anyone anymore.
 
Diesel said:
Yes, I've been to South Beach. I don't believe you're from there. You have a rusty truck with Confederate flags on it. You're old as dirt. You're mean as a hungry dog. You're no use to anyone anymore.
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What does the bumper sticker on that truck say?

Does it say "Will the last American leaving Miami Please bring the flag with them"?

That's a real Miami bumper sticker, bitchboi.

So what kind of beach is South Beach? Faggot. Since you've been there, you should know.

I know I know.

Would you like multiple choice?
 
Matt Dillon said:
What does the bumper sticker on that truck say?

Does it say "Will the last American leaving Miami Please bring the flag with them"?

That's a real Miami bumper sticker, bitchboi.
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The bumper sticker on your totaled truck? I have no idea what it says. But this is a great example of you slipping into your daily delusions.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
Why do I need a plan? You're the one that was bitching and moaning. I'm just sitting on my virtual porch watching nutjobs like you go nuts. :laugh:
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This soft ass bitch said, "Why do I need a plan?" after asking me, "What is your plan?" :laugh: I can't with this dumbassery. :laugh:
 
Diesel said:
The bumper sticker on your totaled truck? I have no idea what it says. But this is a great example of you slipping into your daily delusions.
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Oh? Who's the big rap producer in Miami?

The biggest ever out of there.

You have no clue because you're all about the faggotry.
 
Matt Dillon said:
Oh? Who's the big rap producer in Miami?

The biggest ever out of there.

You have no clue because you're all about the faggotry.
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Oh my gawd. You are stumbling through a fucking four lane intersection. Go to bed, you stinking mess.

I don't know if you're talking about Khaled, but how would it even matter? You're so weird.
 
Diesel said:
Oh my gawd. You are stumbling through a fucking four lane intersection. Go to bed, you stinking mess.

I don't know if you're talking about Khaled, but how would it even matter? You're so weird.
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It's Luke Skywalker records. Oh Ye who claims to be a rap connoisuer.

You don't know what kind of beach South Beach is, so I assume you're lying about ever having been there.

I bet you don't know what Schiller's Delicatessen is either. Or Sal's.

https://www.discogs.com/label/6552-Luke-Skyywalker-Records

305 is a real thing.

:laugh:

Eat mor dicks, fag.

Who doesn't know what kind of beach South Beach is.




Whatcha really know 'bout the dirty South, motherfucker?

Not a damn thang. :tongout:

Oh, but I do. ;)
 
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Dunce uncle and little Rat Face,...pretty entertaining watching 2 rubes exchanging horses mid stream. My bet? Its not just rat face who likes to blow other men,...the chubby little Dutchman does too. sick bastards.
 
Matt Dillon said:
It's Luke Skywalker records. Oh Ye who claims to be a rap connoisuer.

You don't know what kind of beach South Beach is, so I assume you're lying about ever having been there.

I bet you don't know what Schiller's Delicatessen is either. Or Sal's.

https://www.discogs.com/label/6552-Luke-Skyywalker-Records

305 is a real thing.

:laugh:

Eat mor dicks, fag.

Who doesn't know what kind of beach South Beach is.




Whatcha really know 'bout the dirty South, motherfucker?

Not a damn thang. :tongout:
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This just gets weirder and weirder every time you butt post.

What kind of beach is any beach, bitch? What does your question even mean? I've been on the white sand and black sand and green sand beaches of Hawai`i. I've been to private beaches on the American Western Coast and public beaches in the Dominican Republic. Your question doesn't make any sense because you're a dried up, nonsensical asshole.
 
Diesel said:
This just gets weirder and weirder every time you butt post.

What kind of beach is any beach, bitch? What does your question even mean? I've been on the white sand and black sand and green sand beaches of Hawai`i. I've been to private beaches on the American Western Coast and public beaches in the Dominican Republic. Your question doesn't make any sense because you're a dried up, nonsensical asshole.
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Yeah, going to South Beach, (you claimed you did) So what kind of beach is it? Is it white sand, black sand? Fist-sized ankle-breaking rocks like California? What kind of beach is it if you've been there?

Super ankle breaking holes in lava rock like Hawaii? (probably not that)

It's a very simple question.

I know where the best beach in the world is, and it's not far from me. It's way better than South Beach.

I've been to a lot of beaches, and this motherfucker is the best until I've seen a better one.

You claim to have been to South Beach, so what kind of beach is it?
 
Stone said:
Dunce uncle and little Rat Face,...pretty entertaining watching 2 rubes exchanging horses mid stream. My bet? Its not just rat face who likes to blow other men,...the chubby little Dutchman does too. sick bastards.
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Too bad you lost your Man Card after confessing you're all talk, no action, fat boy. My bet? The guys at work think you're as big of a joke as I see you are on JPP. Idiot.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
Too bad you lost your Man Card after confessing you're all talk, no action, fat boy. My bet? The guys at work think you're as big of a joke as I see you are on JPP. Idiot.
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Awwwww,....Poor little Dutchie seems mad. Take a Midol and STFU, whiney little bitch.
 
Stone said:
Awwwww,....Poor little Dutchie seems mad. Take a Midol and STFU, whiney little bitch.
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LOL Why would I be mad at a fat boy loudmouthed chickenshit, Stone? Your bragging toughguy routine was shattered by your confession that you have nothing to do with the militias....and those chickenshits are braver than you because they actually got involved.

Do you try to ignore those laughing at you at work? Or do you pretend they are joking about something else?

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Dutch Uncle said:
LOL Why would I be mad at a fat boy loudmouthed chickenshit, Stone? Your bragging toughguy routine was shattered by your confession that you have nothing to do with the militias....and those chickenshits are braver than you because they actually got involved.

Do you try to ignore those laughing at you at work? Or do you pretend they are joking about something else?

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Keep trying. :laugh:
 
Dutch Uncle said:
No trying involved, fat boy. You're the one trying to look tough when, as facts proved, you're an Armchair Warrior. A gutless fatboy. :laugh:

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Not good enuff Shorty. :laugh: The PLAN has been coming together quite nicely BTW.....;) Just keep taking the rope like I KNOW you will.
 
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