Scientifically Illiterate. Hilarious.
Yes. You allowed yourself to be hoodwinked. The pain of realizing that you are a total dumbass is too much to bear, and forces you to retreat into your happy refuge of self delusion. You fell for the assurance that if only you were to BELIEVE, thou wouldst be bequeathed thienth geniuth. You really have to laugh; you let that happen. If only you had simply paid attention in school ...
Especially given that you don't have any publications in peer reviewed journals or patents to your name.
Gotcha. You don't know what I have; however, you are now realizing that I paid attention in school whereas you did not. I am not a scientifically illiterate moron and I know what science is. You will
never find
me gullibly operating under the grossly mistaken belief that science is somehow the publishing of an article under the approval of the institution or journal that somehow owns science. You are in a truly sad state.
Meanwhile I've got plenty!
Too funny! Implicit in this statement is the laughable belief that there exists a certain quantity of articles that, by virtue of merely having reached the magical number, somehow counts as having created science and thusly makes you a thienth geniuth in the process.
Yes, you fell for this, hook, line and sinker. Now you are waking up to the realization that you are the quintessential idiot and that perhaps some or all of your published articles were actually totally wrong, but were published just because the journal needed content for that edition and knew that nobody would bother to read your article beyond the title.
If you'd like, you can post your "peer reviewed" work here on JPP and I'll give it a proper review. Amaze me with your stunning brilliance. Force me to humbly recant on bent knee.
Guess your "scientific literacy" hasn't actually manifested into any real science.
Way too funny! Post it here. Let's take a look at the science you have created. Don't be shy; you deserve your laurels.